Liveblogging the Revolution ... Oh Wait, Actually Just Another Stupid Debate
Do you have CNN-YouTube fever? Neither do we. Also, it's 4 p.m. in the West Coast office and we are, sadly, totally sober. We are opening a bottle right now.
7: 01 -- 300 million people, 3,000 YouTube questions, most of those not even from America.
7: 02 -- CNN is against forcing children to read their parents' stupid questions about Social Security.
7: 03 -- Not using the questions from the viking guy, the chicken lady, the cyborg guy, etc.
7: 04 -- "Wassup!" Oh jesus fucking christ ....
7: 06 -- They told Obama to move around so he doesn't look so out of his league.
7: 08 -- Dennis got applause! That's the first applause of the night, we think.
7: 09 -- Okay, nine minutes of debate and one stupid YouTube video.
7: 10 -- Everybody in Irvine is a LOSER.
7: 11 -- What did he ask? What's the word? Lesbian?
7: 11 -- She's a progressive, Mike Gravel has a broken mic ... that's how to shut him up!
7: 12 -- Oh shit, Gravel is going to kill Barack Obama.
7: 12 -- THERE ARE LOBBYISTS IN WASHINGTON??
7: 13 -- "Bundlers" -- is this one of those Senate sex things we don't know about?
7: 14 -- They let a brother make a YouTube!
7: 14 -- Uhh, and the brother wants a Republican to run on the Democrat ticket or something?
7: 14 -- Everybody loves Chuck Hagel. Maybe he should be a president?
7: 15 -- Oh hey and Wonkette Intern Greg Wasserstrom is helping out the desk here tonight, although not "helping out" in the sense of "bring some booze over here."
7: 16 -- Okay, this is just stupid. So now the candidates are going to make YouTube videos because the ones from actual voters are too retarded to even fill an hour teevee show?
7: 16 -- Wow, good job of picking the guy asking for slavery reparations. "Is African Americans gonna get restitution?" Jesus. That's racist!
7: 17 -- New thread! In just a moment!