Liz Cheney Ad: Hey Wyoming Did You Know I Really Really Really Am From Wyoming? Also: Wyoming.
Recent polls suggest that Dick Cheney spawn "Liz" might be having a bit of a rough ride in her battle to seize fellow Republican Mike Enzi's Senate seat for herself, like any self-respecting dictator's daughter would do. Like a 53-point-gap rough ride. (Ooooh, that smarts.)
So Liz has done a Smart Thing, and that is to make that video up there proving that she is really really really from Wyoming. Because what else could matter?
Sure, there had been that little shitfuffle when she goosestepped over to the Fish & Game Department and told some TERRIBLE LIES about how long she'd been a resident, because of how she hadn't been a resident. But is Liz Cheney carpetbagging? One look at that video, showing five generations of Cheneys, will prove that she is not. (Also, that one of the lady Cheneys was the first womyn deputy sheriff (GAY), which is cool, and also a quick scene that looks a lot like the Pawnee mural The Trial of Chief Wamapo.
So kill some Indians! Vote for Liz Cheney! She is totally one of you, one of you, and with a Cheney at the helm, what could go wrong?
I see a lot of shots of a horse's ass.
And a couple of the rear end of an actual horse.
If only she were as likeable.