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Oh NO it's Gary's avatar

Merrick Who? .. is he alive? .. is there a pulse? .. that Merrick? ..

oh yes, that Merrick .. he'll be hiding down in the wine cellar, until 2024.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

I don't see what would stand in their way now.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Why would Biden have put him in that job if that was so?

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Democrats aren't stupid. You think so because Republicans have adopted bad-faith criminality in every little corner of their party. That's their platform.

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runfastandwin's avatar

Because Biden doesn’t want to offend Republicans. He still thinks Tip and Ron are going to have a beer and solve all our problems. It was a lie then and it’s a lie now.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Do you remember his role in the Obama administration? Maybe you don't.

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runfastandwin's avatar

I do, and I stand by my assessment.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

I guess you showed us!

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meanlawyermom's avatar

human urinal cake Steve Bannon

I'm way behind on Wonkette because of crazy work and family stuff, but I just about peed my pants because I laughed so hard at this.

Evan, you are a genius with potty words.

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El Bastardo's avatar

"Baron Harkonnen origin story"

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It would be good entertainment for some lions.

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

Poor Bannon. He just got a pardon and yet he will still be a convicted felon. So sad.

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Anaid-o's avatar

The phrase is truly *chef's kiss*!!

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SterWonk's avatar

I'm guessing Fraggle Rock? In which case, FRAGGLE ROCK LIBELZ!!!

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calliecallie's avatar

I'm good with that.

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Flashman's avatar

They should have "considered" what they would do before then sent out the damn subpoenas.

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