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Like I said a few threads back: Liz Warren had to persuade 1,700,000 million people to vote for her in order to become a Senator. If Liz Cheney can talk 60,000 people into it in the primary, she'll be a Senator.

This is among the reasons why the Senate is fucked up.

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Ye shoulde not voteth for this youngge whippersnapper. Examine ye her baggage - forsoothe, it is <a href="http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/the-fix\/wp\/2013\/07\/17\/liz-cheneys-biggest-challenge-the-carpetbagger-label\/" target="_blank">made of carpette</a>!

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Aitch-Dubya for dinner? Eeew!

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...I thought that was Chewbacca?!

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actually, her job is to devour the still warm guts after daddy shoots them...

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Big donors like Halliburton?

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Ranchers hate the gummint because it charges them to use public lands to graze their cows. Oilmen hate the government because it charges them to drill for oil on public lands, and makes them clean up their messes behind them. Lumbermen hate the government because it charges them to cut timber on public lands. Ski lodge and resort operators hate the government because it charges them to use public lands for ski runs.

Basically everyone in Wyoming hates the government because they love free enterprise so much.

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Do we have any pics of Liz before her Father left her just a screaming head with no body on a lava beach on Antares 9?

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The assholeness is strong in this one.

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With VOTES, of course!

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Several Laramie businessmen had plans to open the "Old Faithful Geyserview Motel and Indian Moccasin Outlet" and that New York dude just put them out of business.

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...meh, I always saw Cheney as "Emperor Palpatine". Which could then make Liz Cheney any number of lesser Sith Lords or Imperial Agents. Maybe "Darth Maw"? The face fits!

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"I’m absolutely not too old to be senator. <i>I’m the median age</i> "

Maybe that's one of the problems with the Senate...not that the younger Liz would be an improvement of course.

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Get Offa my (Capitol building) Lawn!

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She only promised not to shoot him in the face (too hard, fingers crossed).

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But Liz is moving to Wyoming so she can represent D.C. from there. The Perle/Kristol/Krauthammer side of it, anyway.

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