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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The best lack all convictions <i>or had them conveniently vacated</i>, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity <i>and hookworms</i>

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Roger Ailes is having them mount the glass desk straight up for her to press against.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Nutrition Supplement"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I dunno, I kind of like the classics. When I see a Cheney spitting out lies, I think it should come with a hateful grimace-sneer.

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Faux is the clown car; the clowns go in and the clowns go out. You can't explain that.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Whatever happened to Meghan McCanns? A friend of mine has been asking...

Ikimizi's avatar

Career day at your local high school should include a booth for pathological liars and sociopaths. The pay is great.

TundraGrifter's avatar

And considerably more influence and power. Snow Snooki's family was a joke from the start.

PsycWench's avatar

<i>Cheney ended her campaign in January, citing unspecified “serious health issues”</i>

Apparently these issues were not recovery from the recto-cranial inversion surgery that had been recommended. Although one might wonder if she donated the heart…supposedly certain factions of the Cheney family have one heart between them and they pass it around.

diogenez's avatar

So, she's ditched politics in favor of dystopian satire?

diogenez's avatar

Also: they pronounce the letter "G."

Capt.Jim's avatar

Too bad the family illness wasnt that daddy had to return the heart he is fucking up

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I thought the Cheney family knew how to dodge the draft. Oh wait, this was a <i>recruitment</i>.