Roughly 353,000 babies were born yesterday. But only one of them was born to your Wonkette. Only one of them was our Donna Rose. She came roaring into this world at 8: 36 p.m. on June 11, weighing in at a ridiculous 8lb 7oz out of my tiny and adorable wife, your Editrix who must be obeyed. She (both of them) is healthy, hale, and beautiful beyond belief. She (the baby) is sleeping right now, in her mother's arms, and while they get some much deserved rest, let me tell you the story of the birth of Donna Rose.
mama wonk has birthed a wink whose skin is quite a rosy pink,wrap’d in a rattle-tatted binkwith relaxed scowl & eyes unblink’dshe looks in repose (at least i thinkor did when on i click’d this link).cheers! prosit! skøl! raise glasses! (clink)
Speaking o' which, all of us Wonketeers who have inexplicably married into been blessed by all the moneez should totally be giving even moar all the moneez to Wonkette, kids are expensive.
No C-section here, but my oldest was also born on June 11! It is a pretty damn perfect day.
Wow, just wow!
nice work shypixel, welcome to fatherhood
mama wonk has birthed a wink whose skin is quite a rosy pink,wrap’d in a rattle-tatted binkwith relaxed scowl & eyes unblink’dshe looks in repose (at least i thinkor did when on i click’d this link).cheers! prosit! skøl! raise glasses! (clink)
Namasté
OMFG, you're right! I, for one welcome our new alien queen.
So, bottle baby?
Such a beautiful little rose bud! She has a great start with such terrific parents. Congrats!
Yay! Life!
Talk about nipping the nip that feeds you. Ouch!
:'-)
Sweet. Congrats to all and welcome to Donna Rose.
What a beautiful tribute! I am in love :)
Congrats to both 'Trix and Shypixel on a beautiful bundle of neediness and money-pitting. No, seriously--she's gorgeous and stinkin' adorable.
Just, ya know, keep her away from strange men in blue boxes.
@drbabby has her own Twitter
Speaking o' which, all of us Wonketeers who have inexplicably married into been blessed by all the moneez should totally be giving even moar all the moneez to Wonkette, kids are expensive.
My heart's with 'FFS' but I'll drop a Jackson on "we can't even".
WonketteTNG will launch during the run-up to Obama's reelection for his 8th term.