Lobbyists Start Preparing Gift Baskets of Sex for McCain

Now that John McCain's the Republican's most divisive, oldest, worst debating, worst speaking and generally gayest Likely Nominee, the K Street crowd is applying extra inches of makeup to impress the Republican Party's latest corrupt president-in-waiting. Young Professionals for McCain, a group of young corporate biddies (check out the list! ), will be hosting a "Super Tuesday Results Reception" next week. Expect hot dogs, hamburgers, potato chips and vodka on the refreshment tables and $10k wads of clean, unmarked bills duct-taped underneath. [ Jonathan Martin ]