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<a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2013\/01\/dont-judge-chuck-hagel-by-1998-comment-85806.html" target="_blank">Apparently</a>, Hagel later apologized to Hormel. Which is clearly far less important that things he said in the 90s. As is his recent commitment to fully implement the repeal of DADT if appointed. Because, duh, Preznit is Dem.

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A-wop-bop-a-loo-mop

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♬ Try to see things my way... ♮

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♪ clang clang clang went the harpy... ♮

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Not that there's anything right with that.

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Really? They're the only Republicans I believe in. Gay ones, with issues and hypocrisy.

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But you must! If you don't clap your hands, they will die.

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Aggressively = not closeted

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This has to require massive doses of benzodiazepines.

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don't worry, it's a Festivus thing...

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me so Hormy

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and no aftertaste

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I don’t believe in Log Cabin Republicans.

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the cognitive dissonance must be absolutely overwhelming

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They're only prejudiced against poor and/or brown and/or muslin gay people. Rich, tax-hatin, gun-totin' job-creatin' gays, on the other hand, deserve equal rights.

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