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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I wonder when Irrelevanka witll realize that.

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Bright Bart's avatar

a strategist named Brand? using the very original and effective "radical" smear as his talky point? cool story bruh.

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pyrophilia's avatar

I'm tired of top down power myself. it's all well and good when I like the agenda but sometimes I want a seat at shaping that agenda.

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otrame's avatar

I have a tiny little mostly miniature dachshund who gets really cold really easily. She hates coats, but in cold weather she will wear them. I need to get her a raincoat because we have to put her on a leash to make her go out to pee in the rain (we have a dog door she makes use of if she doesn’t want to be outside.

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prometheus59650's avatar

Really, she won't have any problems being ostracized in the chamber.

She's in a safe seat. All she has to do is come there, suck oxygen, and yammer like the crazy person she is.

$174K a year and no responsibility? I'm sure she'll find that more than suitable until her Don Jr./Greene run in '24.

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Luvs Paiste's avatar

I effen luv Stacey Abrams. I just had to say that again.

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prometheus59650's avatar

Difference being that if AOC called for McCarthy to be put to death, I'd want her stripped of power, too.

THAT'S all the "both sides" that matters to me and what should matter to sane people.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Losing your committee assignments means you can’t deliver for your district.

That’s what got Steve King.

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XYZ's avatar

Like some comic said, "If your garbage smells like garbage, it's time to change the bag."

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JustPretendImNotHere's avatar

Go to your room and think about what you've done.

(typed while giggling like five year-old hopped up on pixie sticks)

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ShrillKitty's avatar

My home is peppered in Orisha altars. :)

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Tired old man says" I think I can lick this problem if I just use my head" Little Charlie "I can't keep it up"

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JustPretendImNotHere's avatar

This is the Auburn football coach who lost a game to Vanderbilt, despite the fact that Vandy's backup quarterback was playing.

For those of you who don't follow the "sportsball", particularly the college kind, this is EMBARRASSING!!

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Nah- Nancy tears it in half, drops it and golf claps.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

In my sadder moments I feel you are right. My sadder thoughts are usually accurate.

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