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bubbuhh's avatar

The Scots invented everything decades ago.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Doesn't Houston have a Democratic mayor?

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Kooolest G's avatar

27% of hispanicans in texas are voting for trump? who the fuck are these people and why are they so self loathing?

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phoenix00's avatar

They've got the sexual molester vote all tied up.

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phoenix00's avatar

Watch Ted Cruz completely lose his mind.

Wonderful.

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Wait, Ted Cruz has a mind? I thought it was merely a reptilian brain.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Call the Log Cabin Republicans and see if they can explain.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

It also pisses me off that these idiots are trying to defund Planned Parenthood. "Let's take an organization that's pure good, and demonize it!"

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Arolpin's avatar

I think it was Hoyt Axton who wrote that, or at least sang the version I grew up with. He also wrote the song that made my grade-school (and middle-school and high-school) years fun for everyone else. Damn Joy to the World, especially the opening line. (Hint, my name is Jeremiah.)

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dlemex's avatar

Right up until your step on its mommy in bare feet... Not fun nor cute. But yeah, I guess compared to Trumpers... they are cute.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

"But according to this poll, Hillary might be able to lick all of her lips she wants"

PORNHUB LIBULLLLLZZZZZ!!!!69!!!!

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

I thought it would be Connecticut, but Vermont works too.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Many Hispanics are rich, white and not from Mexico. It could be all of those guys. Or It could be me talking out of my ass, sources say.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Being white, uneducated, working class and a complete fucking jackass couldn't stop me. Even though polling suggests I should be voting for Trumpleforeskin.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

It could possibly bring sanity back to the GOP in general. They have gotten more than a little crazy in their hideyholes.

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