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The Scots invented everything decades ago.

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Doesn't Houston have a Democratic mayor?

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27% of hispanicans in texas are voting for trump? who the fuck are these people and why are they so self loathing?

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They've got the sexual molester vote all tied up.

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Watch Ted Cruz completely lose his mind.

Wonderful.

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Hahahahahahahahaha!

Wait, Ted Cruz has a mind? I thought it was merely a reptilian brain.

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Call the Log Cabin Republicans and see if they can explain.

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It also pisses me off that these idiots are trying to defund Planned Parenthood. "Let's take an organization that's pure good, and demonize it!"

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I think it was Hoyt Axton who wrote that, or at least sang the version I grew up with. He also wrote the song that made my grade-school (and middle-school and high-school) years fun for everyone else. Damn Joy to the World, especially the opening line. (Hint, my name is Jeremiah.)

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Right up until your step on its mommy in bare feet... Not fun nor cute. But yeah, I guess compared to Trumpers... they are cute.

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"But according to this poll, Hillary might be able to lick all of her lips she wants"

PORNHUB LIBULLLLLZZZZZ!!!!69!!!!

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I thought it would be Connecticut, but Vermont works too.

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Many Hispanics are rich, white and not from Mexico. It could be all of those guys. Or It could be me talking out of my ass, sources say.

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Being white, uneducated, working class and a complete fucking jackass couldn't stop me. Even though polling suggests I should be voting for Trumpleforeskin.

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It could possibly bring sanity back to the GOP in general. They have gotten more than a little crazy in their hideyholes.

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