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Come here a minute's avatar

America's Mayor McCheese.

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Kooolest G's avatar

if you're wondering which one of trump's henchmen will roll on him to save their own skin, my answer would have to be AOT,K

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Jimmy Claus's avatar

To me him being a germaphobe just reinforces the whole peegate thing because his goal by having those hookers pee on the bed was to disrespect the Obamas. So if he is a germaphobe then it would be that much more disgusting and disrespectful in his mind.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

I'll bet Parnas's company has a lot of fraud to reduce and mitigate.

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Jimmy Claus's avatar

Only because they couldn't get Pence until now as it seems he was involved in all of this Ukraine stuff.

Pelosi said as much when she said she wanted trump in prison. As the only way she could do that is if pence was impeached(otherwise pence would pardon trump) as well or they were voted out.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Aha! True, that.

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mailman27's avatar

So this self-righteous, chattering prick is going down? Goody!!

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mailman27's avatar

The main difference being, the GOP had some members back then who acted in accordance within a (non-biblical) moral framework.. The current crop is party over country, 100%.loyal to Trump.

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Delu's avatar

But guess what? He's refused to comply with a subpoena for him (and he's not the only one *cough Mike Pence *cough) and is now above the law.

So much winning we have.

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Delu's avatar

"I will break the law because I don't like it."

Shorter and more concise.

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Relativicus's avatar

Except I doubt many germaphobes would ever want to be in the room while it was happening or be anywhere near the room after. Or near the hookers. Or sniff giuliani’s neck. Or just lean in and start kissing them. Or raw dog a porn star. Or bang a porn star. Or...

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rtpoeman's avatar

All the logic and coherence of a second grader faking a note from his parents to let him stay home from school.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

"I Rudy, AKA America's Mayor AKA Don Con's Free Attny AKA The Real Hero of You AKA Getting All The Gs Ghouliani, uhm, uhh, what was the question?"

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Which when you say it with the proper accent sounds like "Paul For-ni-ća-te."

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

ALL YOUR FUCHSBUDDY AM BELONG TO US

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