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Cowards always run away.

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Shatner is awesome.

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They're probably thinking about it in American terms, where once a person is president, they're called that for the rest of their lives.

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I'm chalking it up to lack of research.

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Besides, is Chuck Johnson even on the internet any more? The idiot one of course, not the LGF one.

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I don't know what I like more: all the schadenfreude of this of how lovely a couple the /khans look in their photos together. Those are people who love to smile, and it shows.

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... and those cakes we like, as they say in the Shire.

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Not an expert on posse com, but my guess is that as long as the threat level remains at orange or purple or whatever it is the National Guard can be called in. It was W (or his crew) who came up with the idea of a permanent War on Terror and a permanent Threat Level. Since these are NY state troops I imagine they would be gone the minute Cuomo wanted them gone. But Cuomo is an opportunistic dick.

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he's a really nice muslin/polyester blend. soft AND durable.

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well the sports rioters are forgivable because sport is way more important than art

signed,America

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Sharp, with a splintery mouthfeel.

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Ummm...which team uses "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"? THAT'S the best team song ever

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The joke's on us: outgoing mayor/semishaved sheepdog Boris Johnson was the real jihadi. He's got a suicide vest on as soon as he's elected PM in 2020 he's taking out Parliament in one big kaboom

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Or who is phone.

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The comments section is the only place we can shine, because we're sad weirdos in real life.

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Is England bigger on the inside?

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