WOOEEE here is your "hero Democrat" story, about... eh, probably the only Democrat we know of these days to just kick ass when the terrible mutants show up at his door making childish demands. Iowa Congressman Leonard Boswell cold pounced on an intruder who entered his home and tried to hold up his family:
hey challenged criminal ski mask guy: laundry time is not the time when victims carry large amounts of cash. mismatched socks and family underpants, but not cash.
clearly this criminal guy is friends with our downfister.
At least he didn't ask for a job... can you imagine the negotiations?
"I want a job ... NOW! Or she gets it!" "But wait ... don't be unreasonable. Do you know what you're asking?" "NOW, dammit!" "Jobs are very hard to find! I'll call my friends, I'll call the governor ... we'll try to find one, but please, these things take time!"
It's nice to see people in state government having guns for purposes other than pointing them at reporters and skipping security in the state capitol.
hey challenged criminal ski mask guy: laundry time is not the time when victims carry large amounts of cash. mismatched socks and family underpants, but not cash.
clearly this criminal guy is friends with our downfister.
At least he didn't ask for a job... can you imagine the negotiations?
"I want a job ... NOW! Or she gets it!" "But wait ... don't be unreasonable. Do you know what you're asking?" "NOW, dammit!" "Jobs are very hard to find! I'll call my friends, I'll call the governor ... we'll try to find one, but please, these things take time!"
Leave it to bleeding-heart DEMONCRATS to not have loaded shotguns in EVERY room.
Leonard is 77! Way to go Gramps.
It's nice to see people in state government having guns for purposes other than pointing them at reporters and skipping security in the state capitol.
Transitive or intransitive?
"Sorry, Craig can't come to the phone now. He's in his bathroom filthyweaseling."
<i>or</i>
&quot;The congressman was caught on tape bragging about how many pages he had filthyweaseled.&quot;
Corncob?
She was obviously distracted by the ski mask. Thinking: &quot;Who comes to iowa to ski? In July.&quot;
It takes real chootzpa to jump a robber who has a gun (or a knife) to your daughter&#039;s throat.