396 Comments

#SayNoToMediocreStockPhotos!

Expand full comment

How much will it cost to insure my white privilege?

Oh! Just a democracy, you say?

Expand full comment

And once the Supreme Court is packed to the gills with rabid racists, sexists, homophobes, fascists, and Dominionists they'll do it. It's adorable that you think they care what anybody thinks but they don't. Public opinion is meaningless to them, especially now that they're going to turn the entire country into the kind of corrupt anti-democracy sham that they've already turned North Carolina into. Now that they're completely in charge they will utterly destroy everyone's lives, basically daring those who disagree with them to attempt a full scale coup/insurrection. Since Americans are lazy wusses, they'll back down and the social mores of 1912 will be the new normal. Again.

Expand full comment

His background made it a little easier for them to smear him but his race was the real reason they went nuts.

Expand full comment

So White Russian Agent is admitting he's treasonously unAmerican? There are, umm, mechanisms to deal with these, right?

Expand full comment

Also: Gumshoe libelz!!

http://vignette1.wikia.noco...

Expand full comment

But your name isn't Trump!

Expand full comment

May I add:People who return merchandise without a receiptDrivers who take forever to stall-parkAnyone who can't read signs or follow directionsCanned clams

Expand full comment

Because they are SMRT like their hero god-king Trump.

Expand full comment

This.

Expand full comment

I suspect so.

Expand full comment

Automatic White Balance. Keeps white peoples from looking orange!

Expand full comment

take away the idiotic hashtags and all azazel really offered was a copy/paste of his favorite porn search.

Expand full comment

Yeah, it's apparently a traditional dish. Unless they're just trolling everyone with it, which I guess is possible.

Expand full comment

Idk. I'm asexual so I never really went looking but the manosphere seems to think it's easy enough for a lady to find...

Expand full comment

Well gosh after their wars against a broadway show, a breakfast cereal, and a Star Wars, one might get the idea these people are kind of morons....

Expand full comment