Lonesome John Edwards: Phony
Brad Warthen of the South Carolina'sThe Statehas a controversial opinion about John Edwards! His controversial opinion, which he, Brad Warthen, thought of himself, and which he is going to share you with you now, is as follows: John Edwards is a phony!A big fat phony! A big fat goddamn phony! Here is the proof:
* He showed uplateto a campaign appearance.
* He lookedboredbefore he got on stage.
*Thenhe suddenly looked smiley and nice and stuff.
* He was really chummy with the newspaper editorial board. He swung his salt-encrusted snowboots onto tables willy-nilly and everything!
* But he waslesschummy with the reception desk. Unlike Howard Dean!
* He was lateagainto a different thing because he would rather gojogging.
* All he does is make a lot of dough and play golf and play bridge and buy cars and drink Martinis and look like a hot-shot.
* Goddamn phony.
See! So don't vote for him, he's ajerk.
Why I see John Edwards as a big phony [The State]