Long Live The Queen

* Kitty Harris to be named Queen of Elections to fix America's counting problem. [ NYT ]

* The FBI is checking into where Ted Stevens suitcases of cash came from. [ WP ]

* He is also a political mastermind. [ Politico ]

* The Army is seriously, positively really sorry for killing that soldier that everyone loved... they did it for America. [ NYT ]

* Giving medicine to sick children will bring Joseph Stalin back from the dead. [ WT ]

* Of all the people running for president, Dave Letterman is the funniest. [ WP ]

* Now the Iraq War can belong to the Democrats. [ Politico ]

* Now that the electoral college isn't doing the GOP any favors they want to get rid of it. [ USAT ]