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fifthdentist's avatar

"There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free! It costs you your house. They should call it home-basing." -- Robin Williams

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fifthdentist's avatar

"Cocaine is one helluva drug!" -- Rick JamesAnd he would know.

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fifthdentist's avatar

Listen, the right wing is happy to hear women's opinions as well.As long as those women are skinny, blonde, big-boobed and dressed in skirts shorter and tighter than a hooker's, while appearing on Fox "news" and also agree with everything their male counterparts are saying.Diversity!

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just_jim's avatar

By some accounts 'competent prosecutor' meant underlings did the work and he took credit for it.

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just_jim's avatar

Ground?Hole beneath the bottom of the Marianas Trench? Only if he can't find someplace lower to end.

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malsperanza's avatar

Giuliani set the agenda and chose what cases to go after. He earned, and deserves, top credit for his takedown of the Mafia. It was epic and very competent. No need to deny the facts on that.

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Skaarphy's avatar

No. But it inspired me to this: Wingnuts gone nuts!

Sort of redundant, I know. :(

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@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

I want to never hear about this fuckwit again almost as much as i never want hear about his strange object of worship again, and i can tell, my desire not to hear about herr frumpf again is greater than the total mass of the known universe.

Begone, you worthless, lying, grifting shit stirrers!

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

There’s the rub eh? Who can say what a crazy person “should have known”? Then we get back to the point that he was sane enough to run a successful business, so he shouldn’t be able to claim total whackjobberie.

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

I think we need to listen to the guy. So we can point and laugh. With the stress of everyday life, a little comedy break is welcome. Fuckin' Mike. The asshole is going to provide comedy gold right up to his inevitable aneurysm.

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Catbird's avatar

Would a tortious interference claim have been feasible?

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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

I almost feel sorry for this buffoon. He won't know what hit him!

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Ghee O'teen's avatar

Free speech vs slander lawsuit. Wouldn't you feel better moving your business out of Minnesota?. I hear drumpf NYC has LOTS of empty rooms.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Well said, Jamie Lynn.

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DLZebub's avatar

You're right. I just automatically think of him as Senator Romney now.

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Nightflyer's avatar

Alan Dershowitz has certainly become a complete idiot.

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