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Ivanka? Wasn't she the girl that used to bring me covfefe?

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He's a Hypnotoad. Those of us who are immune, and only see the toad, will never understand what it is that they see in him.

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Worse than Hypno-Frog.

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Nailed it!

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The fake electors scheme is at the heart of this. It’s what they intend to use in the future, and it was an incredibly brazen piece of fraud. Plus there’s all these non-famous people to put in jail. You put them in jail it’s going to have a cooling effect on people being willing to be fake electors in the future. Also, I’m pretty sure this is how countries like Venezuela become dictatorships. They fiddle around with the electoral laws to pretend the coup maker, after the coup, is in power legitimately.

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Exactly. But imagine if I did! If we citizens could subpoena other people to have to come in and talk. Oh it would just be abused by abusive men. Scratch that.

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the u.s. could use some new friends like venezuela.

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noble national suicide is not on my card, either.

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that coffee was dogshit, still is.

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rowdy roddy piper in 'hell comes to frogtown':www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vn...

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Irrelevant to my joke.

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Now THAT'S what I call a Nice Time!

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i think that the spox was trying to downplay it - trying to muddy the waters by pretending it was a voluntary FOI not a real subpeona

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he hardly even knew her, she wasn't there very long

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"Jan 6" in quotation marks?? We all saw it on TV, fer chrissake!

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That's Dorothy Parker-level quipping, there!

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