344 Comments
User's avatar
14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

God bless Rebecca. I'm sending money.

Expand full comment
rebecca's avatar

they've made piles of money off non-famous people for years. "look at this dumb idiot who sent a dumb email" or whatever. but in most cases, those people had outed *themselves.* it wasn't a "disclosure of private facts."

Expand full comment
actor212's avatar

Did they break that "story" about that ham-hand on Wall Street who sent a really nasty email to some woman he dated about what an awful date she was but he'd still like to bang her so she'd better shape up?

Because that was funny. That I could see doing, but this story doesn't even have the charm of being a ha-ha.

Expand full comment
LesBontemps's avatar

Hooray, snarky sousaphone is a thing!

Expand full comment
actor212's avatar

He comes from a long line of Brian the Servers, a reputable house from Scotland, second in age only to Robert the Bruce's lineage.

Expand full comment
Norbrook's avatar

Absolutely. Think of how hard it is to be up there on stage with a complete moron, if it is your mother.

Expand full comment
14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Yours,either? I've given up.

Expand full comment
rebecca's avatar

ME LIBEL!!!!

Expand full comment
rebecca's avatar

Salon. Equally as annoying, from a whole different angle.

Expand full comment
H0mer0's avatar

I'LL DO IT! (Beats throwing out a mattress, for now.)

Expand full comment
MrBlifil's avatar

I came for the sternly crossed arms and finger wags, I stayed for the dicks wet with poo.

Expand full comment
Beowoof14's avatar

Unfortunately it's true now more than ever in America. 6 companies control 90% of the media in this country. And the bullshit we are being fed is obvious.

Expand full comment
Takoma DC's avatar

First Ana Marie Cox and now Rebecca?

Expand full comment
Takoma DC's avatar

Thank you. Good read.

Expand full comment
allthedings's avatar

This is brilliant. Thanks for posting it.

Expand full comment
ganmerlad's avatar

They have a selection of $300 champagnes at Balthazar, that's definitely what comprised the "screw you" course of the meal.

Expand full comment