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"13 Russians" would be a good title for a movie.

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"QUIET LIKE CAT AFTER MIDNIGHT!" Bullshit! I was once the keeper of a female tortie, and that cat would be all over the room in the wee hours. It got so bad, a few times I had to turn on the light, find it, and say "what the hell are you doing!".

Cat: wadda mean? I'm just keeping the bad things away!

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Trump is the pigeon that knocks down all the pieces and shits on the chessboard.

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Stylin' mamas with a sob story could also nab a snazzy 'Ship n' Shore' wardrobe. I - um, read that somewhere. Happily, where Trump's going, everyone will wear his favorite color - in tribute, of course.

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...Pennywise libel?

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Rick rolling over.

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https://youtu.be/xG6vgzAswgE

For those who can't watch it: "Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool." -Bender B. Rodriguez

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If we ever get out of this, Waterston would be a great choice to play Mueller in the film/TV adaptation that will inevitably be made. They even look fairly similar.

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Dunno if Rooskies are eligible to commit treason against USA! USA! USA!

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The recitativ or whatever it's called sounds just like that scene from "Downfall."

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Let’s see what you could have won . . . It’s a speedboat!

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Give Mueller the parade, close down DC and combine it with the perp walks.

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Mueller certainly has fearsome symmetry.

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We gets lots of practice waiting for Spring every year.

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Anyone who would go down to save Trump obviously has little self esteem to begin with. Gates got to be Queen for a Day. He's Mueller's man now.

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For two blokes who live in high rises in Birmingham

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