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Maybe's avatar

"13 Russians" would be a good title for a movie.

tehbaddr's avatar

"QUIET LIKE CAT AFTER MIDNIGHT!" Bullshit! I was once the keeper of a female tortie, and that cat would be all over the room in the wee hours. It got so bad, a few times I had to turn on the light, find it, and say "what the hell are you doing!".

Cat: wadda mean? I'm just keeping the bad things away!

jdubhub68's avatar

Trump is the pigeon that knocks down all the pieces and shits on the chessboard.

newscat01's avatar

Stylin' mamas with a sob story could also nab a snazzy 'Ship n' Shore' wardrobe. I - um, read that somewhere. Happily, where Trump's going, everyone will wear his favorite color - in tribute, of course.

CassandraLeo's avatar

https://youtu.be/xG6vgzAswgE

For those who can't watch it: "Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool." -Bender B. Rodriguez

CassandraLeo's avatar

If we ever get out of this, Waterston would be a great choice to play Mueller in the film/TV adaptation that will inevitably be made. They even look fairly similar.

harryeagar's avatar

Dunno if Rooskies are eligible to commit treason against USA! USA! USA!

harryeagar's avatar

The recitativ or whatever it's called sounds just like that scene from "Downfall."

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Let’s see what you could have won . . . It’s a speedboat!

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Give Mueller the parade, close down DC and combine it with the perp walks.

Hesavebread!'s avatar

Mueller certainly has fearsome symmetry.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

We gets lots of practice waiting for Spring every year.

The Librarian's avatar

Anyone who would go down to save Trump obviously has little self esteem to begin with. Gates got to be Queen for a Day. He's Mueller's man now.

Last Hussar's avatar

For two blokes who live in high rises in Birmingham