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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

That was my first question. Once they're warmed up, it's all pretty much intuitive.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

If you think about it, it was clearly the Founders' intent that white males run the country.

Antonin Scalia approved this message. (He's not aware that he wouldn't have qualified as "white" in 1770.)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=6TiXUF9xbTo&amp\;feature=related" target="_blank">Good idea!!</a>

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...once upon a time in the mythical world of Narnia

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh hell. That's perfectly legal in Ontario. It's Quebec where they won't listen to reason.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

What's not to like? <a href="http:\/\/nationalpostcomment.files.w...\/2012\/06\/stephen-harper3.jpg\?w=620" target="_blank">This douche.</a> Our fearless leader.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If there were no Librals out there on the coasts to focus their hatred upon, the wingnuts might start getting upset about real issues, like "WHATCHOO MEAN YOU AINTA PAID NO TAXEZ ON YOR MILLIONS?!"

Yeah, probably not. Guess this map made me think about unrealistic fantasy worlds.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The only explanation for this map is that the Unskewed Polls guy shoots red colored spunk out of his jimmy.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Dickel? Must google now....

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fuflans's avatar

jesus christ mike!! i'm not going to easily recover from that image and mr fuflans is in nashville for the weekend.

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fuflans's avatar

i imagine no matter what happens next tuesday, this map will go down in wonklore like karl rove's prediction in '08 and FOX's map of the middle east.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

I hope that when I color in the map next week, it looks that red, because I use crayons <a href="http:\/\/www.polidata.org\/elections\/red_states_blues_de27a.pdf" target="_blank">the way God intended</a>. C'mon, "Better Dead than Blue" doesn't rhyme. And who looks for blues under the bed?

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Shypixel's avatar

So wait... Unskewed?

Is that like Unravel, in that Unravel and Ravel mean the same thing?

This HAS to be the case, there is no other explanation for the mindfuck I just read...

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Bezoar's avatar

I keep telling everybody, it only matters who <i> counts </i> the votes.

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