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Spurning Beer's avatar

"No, I am not Eric Holder. Are you Louis Gohmert, Senator?"

bobbert's avatar

When Sessions asked if Lynch supports the legalization of marijuana, she replied "No".

Unfortunately, I'm not making that one up.

WA Bishop's avatar

The chair would like to remind you that you are under oath.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Rick Santorum TRIED TO WARN YOU GUYS!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

John Cornyn can't tell if she's not Eric Holder? I thought Eric was the one with eyesight problems.

malsperanza's avatar

They could do what a US Customs officer once did, when I was traveling from Toronto to NY with a colleague from Nigeria, and ask if black is her favorite color.

malsperanza's avatar

Say what you like, but I still think Dolly Parton or Tammy Wynette would be more qualified.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Lynch- uppity, she was in a sorority! A black one! Graham- uppity, he doesn't have to take this any more!! He is a senator!

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

How dare they not congratulate her country on their recent successes, and wish her good will and continuing peace?

sillyclucker's avatar

I don't understand why Sissy Spacek played Loretta Lynch in that old movie. They look nothing alike.

sillyclucker's avatar

They did it in the Bible. This Christian nation should do the same. Right Christians?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Graham is trying to figure out if she’s uppity or bitchy.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“… but I look forward to continuing the discussions with you .”

I think she’s lying.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

A polygamy analogue? Not bestiality? Not pederasty? That's new.

schmannity's avatar

Such a Hobson's choice, keep the black male AG or approve the black female AG. How is that even fair?

dslindc's avatar

I demand to know what her spirit animal is and if she can do something about that guy who keeps presidenting while black by nominating her!

Also, " . . . not comfortable undertaking legal analysis without having had the ability to undertake a review of the relevant facts and the precedent there?" What is she? Some kind of socialist? Just spout off whatever sounds best to the people in earshot like the GOP does!