Are you ready for WONKET SCIENCE KORNER? Of course you are, because we are liberals and we love science! Let's look at the Washington Post to find out what Studies Show today, oh look, Studies Show that if you are a man who is mean to ladies on the Internet, then you are a limp-dicked uneducated LOOOOOOSER lame-ass unwashed mass on the buttocks of America, and you would be sad about that if you weren't so stupid:
One time I wrote a short soft-porn story. I convinced a woman I knew to send it out to our circle of friends as though *she* had written it. All the guys were extremely intrigued and fascinated that this woman had written such a sexy story.
It got real quiet when I revealed myself as the *male* author. I didn't get a single compliment on my story while the very nicely shaped young lady had gotten several.
I've been laughing over that one for 30 years.
That'll teach ya to use electronics when you are EATING DINNER!
It's been pretty widely verified that it was a joke. Which is good, because otherwise the Guitar Hero guitar is just too much.
You know who else is a donkette?
You want those racist, misogynistic immature douchenozzles protecting our country?
Resident micropenis dude, that's a keeper. The featured performance artists of our weekly Deleted Comments posts are almost all micropenis dudes.
Hey, man! You are talking about the next President of the Un.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I can't even finish the sentence.
Have you SEEN the ingredients of Coca-cola? That shit will eat a nail in 8 hours.
How many ya got?
THAT'S who he looks like....sheeeit.
Yet another game I can't win for losing. Hell, the crowd chases me out of my own house.
"English, motherfucker. Do you SPEAK it?"
Boo, SnarkTank, Boo!
Does that make me a bad person for referring to Trump as Fuckface von Buttplug™?
How much of a gun enthusiast can he be if he only owns 8 guns?