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CognizantImpiety's avatar

One time I wrote a short soft-porn story. I convinced a woman I knew to send it out to our circle of friends as though *she* had written it. All the guys were extremely intrigued and fascinated that this woman had written such a sexy story.

It got real quiet when I revealed myself as the *male* author. I didn't get a single compliment on my story while the very nicely shaped young lady had gotten several.

I've been laughing over that one for 30 years.

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That'll teach ya to use electronics when you are EATING DINNER!

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bobbert's avatar

It's been pretty widely verified that it was a joke. Which is good, because otherwise the Guitar Hero guitar is just too much.

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

You know who else is a donkette?

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not ted danson's avatar

You want those racist, misogynistic immature douchenozzles protecting our country?

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Resident micropenis dude, that's a keeper. The featured performance artists of our weekly Deleted Comments posts are almost all micropenis dudes.

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

Hey, man! You are talking about the next President of the Un.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I can't even finish the sentence.

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Barbara Delaney's avatar

This guy?

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

Have you SEEN the ingredients of Coca-cola? That shit will eat a nail in 8 hours.

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How many ya got?

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THAT'S who he looks like....sheeeit.

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

Yet another game I can't win for losing. Hell, the crowd chases me out of my own house.

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"English, motherfucker. Do you SPEAK it?"

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Shypixel's avatar

Boo!

Boo, SnarkTank, Boo!

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

Does that make me a bad person for referring to Trump as Fuckface von Buttplug™?

FTFY.

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How much of a gun enthusiast can he be if he only owns 8 guns?

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