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Losers always whine about their best... Winners go home and sexytime the prom queen.

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Victor/Victoria?

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You're underestimating the capability of our vast reservoir of management consultants to generate a fresh supply. It's an infinitely renewable resource!

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The only real option for me is to start drinking more. I have to watch this because I don't want to wind up as an alcoholic cuz a. I don't smoke, and b. listening to people talk about their "higher powers" would drive me nuts.

(apologies to those in AA but I've had some bad experiences with 12-steppers at the work place. Quick story: I once almost had an intervention because one of my co-workers learned I use to burn incense.)

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19 minutes of Ponies? With a plotline? Are you tryin' to assimilate us?

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... for Pete's sake.

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Armchair quarterbacking from the worst high school players.

O/T Please stop saying Paul Ryan. Just the words are enough to give me the jeebs.

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But he can't stand to watch gun killings on TV anymore, so there's that.

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He was running for office, for Pete's sake!

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In this case, it is Snowbilly who knows nothing.

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Clear the area! We need a Hazmat team, a decon shower and 50 gallons of industrial strength soap, STAT!

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At long last, this thread has shown me why a scene in <i>The Jennifer Morgue</i> seemed oddly familiar.

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Nicely done.

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See, there's some now.

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OT but FFS... <a href="http://www.mysanantonio.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/artic...">http://www.mysanantonio.com...

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Sorry, Gov. Romney, but <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2012\/05\/13\/sunday-review\/is-there-a-romney-doctrine.html\?pagewanted=all&amp\;_r=0" target="_blank">who</a> the <a href="http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/blogs\/politics\/2012\/09\/whos-advising-mitt-romney-on-foreign-policy\/" target="_blank">fuck</a> are you to complain about another man's choice of advisers?

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