You can't even be mad at Pat Robertson for telling people with no houses and no jobs to send him "just $20 a month" so that God would shower them with blessings.
I was going to say this is like a lottery for stupid people but that's being redundant.
BTW the Texas Lotto says the odds of winning are 1:4.2 but I never win anything! I guess that mean's I'll be hitting the big one pretty soon!!
selective superstition
that's what the Holy prayer garden in the Rectory is for
Dominican hookers?
Today happens to be the anniversary of the day that Jim Bakker had to resign as chairman of the PTL for boinking Jessica Hahn, so there is that...
SHUT UP I ALREADY GAVE YOU MONEY and I AM POOR.
can i have another biden mug please?
Darn it.
It's the Parable of the Talentless.
Or, what actually went BK was some kinda shell corporation.
All of us, ABG.
The prosperity gospel, and we know who sees the most prosperity.
...Yeah, I kind of surprised that Bernie Madoff was not nominated as the next Pope?!
...a golden calf?
I was going to say this is like a lottery for stupid people but that's being redundant.
BTW the Texas Lotto says the odds of winning are 1:4.2 but I never win anything! I guess that mean's I'll be hitting the big one pretty soon!!
Pray for Pay.
Just like Jesus did.
...who would have figured that God is a Ponzi Schemer?!?!
...can I join? If so I call dibs on the position of "Grand Kleigel"!!!