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TakingAmes's avatar

See: Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, etc.

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

The county executives in Texas have the title "judge" perhaps because of self-appointed Judge Roy Bean "the only law west of the Pecos"

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

The peaches they are rotting They fall down on the ground'There's a hungry mouth for every peach As I go ramblin round.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Grosse Point Blank

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Willow bark, the original source of aspirin.

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thehackneyedcarriage's avatar

Yes, that's the link.

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NarcissisticWeirdo's avatar

I use bamboo toothbrushes and they work just fine, Louie.

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Kamwick's avatar

IDK, maybe Louie would benefit from brushing his teeth with bark.What he's using now isn't doing a thing to keep his mouth from emitting stench.Or is that just his words?

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PrimerGray's avatar

Ain't that America...

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willi0000000's avatar

i've got a deadly weapon siting on the desk right in front of me . . . the deadly dihydrogen monoxide!!!!!

[ you can kill a person with a ten-penny nail if you know how! ]

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Rudy has been suspended from the practice of law. Powell is set for a disciplinary hearing this Thursday.

These things take time.

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

As a denture-enabled American, you can't tell me Louis needs a toothbrush that badly. If you know what I mean.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Skateboarders don't have 2nd Amendment rights. Every wingnut lawyer knows that.

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

Nobody is saying we would be where we are today without fossil fuels. What we are saying is that we need to stop using them NOW if we want to continue to live on this planet.

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kareemachan's avatar

Isn't gomer the one who thought that moving the moon would fix GCC?

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BCB's avatar

He is rich, he's just not nearly as rich as the Kochs, the Bloombergs, the Murdochs, the Muskets, or the Bezoses. But he can still afford health care, and he still has far more financial secureity than a majority of Americans.

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