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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

I should've checked to see if anyone else had referenced that song.

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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

Off the top of my head, I'll guess that a disproportionate percentage of the population cracks the pavement by falling.

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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

I wonder how many people learned that song from Animal House.

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Heavy Armor's avatar

Nah, they won't have "standing" either.

And the reasoning will be circular AND tedious this time around.

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aloharob's avatar

AND they recently blew off most of their fingers. still true though.

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mark99k's avatar

How can these vile, feckless, red-eyed apes like the attacker in the photo assume that none of the people they mess with will ever draw a weapon during the attack and blow them away? If you consistently arrive at these events heavily armed, it's stupid to assume nobody else ever will. (True, it'd likely be suicide for the retaliator and drive us further toward complete anarchy; but we all have our breaking points.)

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

They didn't go to enough strip clubs known for their great Buffalo wings?

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EdR's avatar

It is diverse, there is no such thing as a monolithic block anywhere. But from my frequent experiences, there are way too many true blue Texans who believe that they are god's gift to the world. Way too many...

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Yeah, me too! It seemed obvious 😂😂😂

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Likewise. I understand that broken elbow joints never heal well.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Or the middle of the ocean. I'm good either way.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Yeah, but the BLM protestors are the armed and violent ones, right Screwy Louis?

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harryeagar's avatar

Louie got the pox. Time to scrub his insides with bleach.

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Charles Wolf's avatar

Don't fret Louie, your R colleagues got you Covid.

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