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fuflans's avatar

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SONTARAN1!!1!!!!!

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Incoming Ham's avatar

If it looks life-like, it's probably the doll.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"you put people on lists and they die waiting to get the treatment and care."

Oh right . . . like in Florida.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<blockquote>He feels he must warn us now that Kerry is obviously an evil wizard who has put a curse/hex/mahlook on Israel and who will stop at nothing to bring about God’s Wrath Upon America. Luckily for Israel, my sainted Nonnie swears that first part can be dealt with by dropping some olive oil into water and praying to the Virgin Mary, but what of us?</blockquote> When we were growing up, we discovered that one of the best ways to get rid of bad spirits was to bash the bishop. It was surprisingly effective.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Please. Everyone knows that John Kerry is a squib.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Wait! Didn't Ronald Reagan veto anti-apartheid law? <i>(googles)</i> Yep!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

No surprise this comes from Gohmert who represents a state that was part of Mexico until a bunch of <strike>Jews</strike> gringos decided they wanted to make it The One Star State. Guns were involved. ______________________________________________ (The long and very complicated history of Israel and Palestine will not be resolved by Gohmert's bumper sticker shout-outs.)

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schmannity's avatar

Kerry strikes me more as a Deatheater than a Wizard.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

From Wikipedia “Gohmert attends Green Acres Baptist Church in Tyler” I would have figured him more of Beverly Hillbillies type.

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The Quirk's avatar

WORST BLOW-UP SEX DOLL EVER!!

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The Quirk's avatar

Hey everybody, DEATH PANELS are back!

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Hypocritter!!! Quick, call Glenn Beck!

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Slaves, also, too.

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