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JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SONTARAN1!!1!!!!!

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If it looks life-like, it's probably the doll.

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"you put people on lists and they die waiting to get the treatment and care."

Oh right . . . like in Florida.

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<blockquote>He feels he must warn us now that Kerry is obviously an evil wizard who has put a curse/hex/mahlook on Israel and who will stop at nothing to bring about God’s Wrath Upon America. Luckily for Israel, my sainted Nonnie swears that first part can be dealt with by dropping some olive oil into water and praying to the Virgin Mary, but what of us?</blockquote> When we were growing up, we discovered that one of the best ways to get rid of bad spirits was to bash the bishop. It was surprisingly effective.

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Please. Everyone knows that John Kerry is a squib.

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Wait! Didn't Ronald Reagan veto anti-apartheid law? <i>(googles)</i> Yep!

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No surprise this comes from Gohmert who represents a state that was part of Mexico until a bunch of <strike>Jews</strike> gringos decided they wanted to make it The One Star State. Guns were involved. ______________________________________________ (The long and very complicated history of Israel and Palestine will not be resolved by Gohmert's bumper sticker shout-outs.)

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Kerry strikes me more as a Deatheater than a Wizard.

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From Wikipedia “Gohmert attends Green Acres Baptist Church in Tyler” I would have figured him more of Beverly Hillbillies type.

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WORST BLOW-UP SEX DOLL EVER!!

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Hey everybody, DEATH PANELS are back!

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Hypocritter!!! Quick, call Glenn Beck!

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