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Michael Clark's avatar

Like betting on a 3 legged horse race.

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Joe T.'s avatar

Anagrams don't lie. Loiue Gohmert = Lite Homo Urge

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Trust me, they know that after Mueller testifies they'll have to give up that particular bit of bs.

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Bill W.'s avatar

Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Hopefully image search was off at the time.

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Mecha343's avatar

Oh Louie, stop talking about your sexual fantasize that involve you and some random guy doing anal sex while the rest of East Texas watch it on their computers.

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AgentOfForeignInfluence's avatar

Your title seems to suffer from preposition trouble. I believe the correct usage here is not 'about' but 'with the anal opening'. Anyway, I'm off to the hardware store to order some reinforcing for my own orifices.

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Dianna Deem's avatar

Then why show up at all? I think he’s willing to talk about matters covered in the report.

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

In that first picture in the article, it looks like someone just found Louie's anal opening. Just sayin'

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Loiue = Louie

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

No, I think that that's the only sex that they have

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

. . . or a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest . . . .

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Where is Clint Eastwood and his chair when you need him?

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Relativicus's avatar

Wasn’t he subpoenaed? He would answer a subpoena.

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ralphteb's avatar

You'll get a better answer from an empty chair

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Petunia Cat's avatar

Same. 😞

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