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Michael Clark's avatar

Like betting on a 3 legged horse race.

Joe T.'s avatar

Anagrams don't lie. Loiue Gohmert = Lite Homo Urge

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Trust me, they know that after Mueller testifies they'll have to give up that particular bit of bs.

Bill W.'s avatar

Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Hopefully image search was off at the time.

Mecha343's avatar

Oh Louie, stop talking about your sexual fantasize that involve you and some random guy doing anal sex while the rest of East Texas watch it on their computers.

AgentOfForeignInfluence's avatar

Your title seems to suffer from preposition trouble. I believe the correct usage here is not 'about' but 'with the anal opening'. Anyway, I'm off to the hardware store to order some reinforcing for my own orifices.

Dianna Deem's avatar

Then why show up at all? I think he’s willing to talk about matters covered in the report.

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

In that first picture in the article, it looks like someone just found Louie's anal opening. Just sayin'

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

No, I think that that's the only sex that they have

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

. . . or a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest . . . .

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Where is Clint Eastwood and his chair when you need him?

Relativicus's avatar

Wasn’t he subpoenaed? He would answer a subpoena.

ralphteb's avatar

You'll get a better answer from an empty chair