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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It'll still kill Louie because he wears his on his head

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

HuffPoo's primary revenue stream...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

You haven't really seen it until you catch the showing in the Mission District

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

The resulting torrential flood of illogic would be most entertaining, as a certain Science Officer once said.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Aw shucks. You might want to look at Russell and Whitehead's <a href="Principia' rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://quod.lib.umich.edu/u/umhistmath/AAT3201.0003.001/26?rgn=full+text;view=pdf">Principia">http://quod.lib.umich.edu/u... Mathematica</a> for a lengthy proof that 1 ≠ 0 and in fact that 1 > 0. You can't be too careful about these things. And don't get me started on non-Euclidian geometry.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

shoot em off. see, there's nothing those wonderful guns can't do...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And some guy in a red uniform dies.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ummm, the Giffords shooting happened at a Safeway in my town- 6 people died. AZ has some of the loosest gun laws in the country, in fact several people in attendance that day were armed

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"I've been a Starfleet brat since the day I was born, But I never should have put on this uniform. I could have been a doctor or helmsman see, But I ended up here in security."

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I worked at a theatre showing it loooong ago.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dutch elm disease is an STD

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Lot_49's avatar

Is that you, Professor Bortz?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's what happens on Google Translate when you set both the to and from language to Derp

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

just trying to spice up a slow news day

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but Ed Wood

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

my embryonic journey to the corner bar...

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