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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It'll still kill Louie because he wears his on his head

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

HuffPoo's primary revenue stream...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

You haven't really seen it until you catch the showing in the Mission District

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

The resulting torrential flood of illogic would be most entertaining, as a certain Science Officer once said.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Aw shucks. You might want to look at Russell and Whitehead's <a href="Principia' rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://quod.lib.umich.edu/u/umhistmath/AAT3201.0003.001/26?rgn=full+text;view=pdf">Principia">http://quod.lib.umich.edu/u... Mathematica</a> for a lengthy proof that 1 ≠ 0 and in fact that 1 > 0. You can't be too careful about these things. And don't get me started on non-Euclidian geometry.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

shoot em off. see, there's nothing those wonderful guns can't do...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And some guy in a red uniform dies.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ummm, the Giffords shooting happened at a Safeway in my town- 6 people died. AZ has some of the loosest gun laws in the country, in fact several people in attendance that day were armed

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"I've been a Starfleet brat since the day I was born, But I never should have put on this uniform. I could have been a doctor or helmsman see, But I ended up here in security."

Vienna Woods's avatar

I worked at a theatre showing it loooong ago.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dutch elm disease is an STD

Lot_49's avatar

Is that you, Professor Bortz?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's what happens on Google Translate when you set both the to and from language to Derp

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

just trying to spice up a slow news day

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

my embryonic journey to the corner bar...