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Why don't you go aspirate your asparagus, Gomer? And not with votes!

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I was about to speculate that that's how Louie lost his.

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Picked a hell of a week to give up crystal meth.

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Tonight on GOP-TV

7-8 I Love Louis… Louis gets a job at an asparagus packing plant. Hilarity ensues.

8-9 I Dream of Gohment… Louis finds himself transported to a future time where minorities have all the rights of real people. Hilarity ensues

9-10 What’s My Orientation… Louie has to pick between real Nazis and gay people based on their answers to questions. Hilarity ensues

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Well Congressman, if your august body is complicit in a crime I suggest you turn yourself in to the nearest federal marshal. After all, can't have criminals like you roaming the streets

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"Shit My Gohmert Says"

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Another episode of "Bullshit My Congressman Says".

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