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Thoughts and prayers for any poor viruses, bacteria, archaea, fungi, protozoa, algae, or parasites that are stuck living in or on Louie Gohmert.

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Ain't Gomer Louie really special! He needs to go back to church and play with snakes

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total admission our government is not working

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that is so fucking funny. thank you.

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The people I just could not stand lately was Rumsfeld and Cheney.

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Welcome, New Mexico!

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The congressman from Hee-Haw strikes again . . . .

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Is it just me, or does Louie look like someone "surprised" him from behind and forgot to use the lube?

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Louies okay , stupid in his system is it’s own vaccine

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Louie Gohmert, the world's only living brain donor.

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My long-deceased grandmother smoked two packs a day and never got cancer. That is just genetic dumb luck. She thought it proved cigarettes don't cause cancer. Then she got a cold and died two weeks later because her lungs were basically an Okeefenokke sludge of toxicity. I'm sure Gohmert thinks that because he was exposed, didn't get sick, and didn't self-quarantine, it's really hard to catch the coronovirus.

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Poor Laura!

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Happened today.

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Saw this headline on my news feed app on my phone. I was so proud.

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Won't anyone think of the micro-flora?!?!?

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I heard "Wuhan Flu" the other day smdh

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