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pixeloid's avatar

Thoughts and prayers for any poor viruses, bacteria, archaea, fungi, protozoa, algae, or parasites that are stuck living in or on Louie Gohmert.

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Tom Rowe's avatar

Ain't Gomer Louie really special! He needs to go back to church and play with snakes

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Monkfish MILKTOAST Apologist's avatar

total admission our government is not working

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Monkfish MILKTOAST Apologist's avatar

that is so fucking funny. thank you.

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Monkfish MILKTOAST Apologist's avatar

The people I just could not stand lately was Rumsfeld and Cheney.

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tex7's avatar

Welcome, New Mexico!

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

The congressman from Hee-Haw strikes again . . . .

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Is it just me, or does Louie look like someone "surprised" him from behind and forgot to use the lube?

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ralphteb's avatar

Louies okay , stupid in his system is it’s own vaccine

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Newzheimer's avatar

Louie Gohmert, the world's only living brain donor.

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james's avatar

My long-deceased grandmother smoked two packs a day and never got cancer. That is just genetic dumb luck. She thought it proved cigarettes don't cause cancer. Then she got a cold and died two weeks later because her lungs were basically an Okeefenokke sludge of toxicity. I'm sure Gohmert thinks that because he was exposed, didn't get sick, and didn't self-quarantine, it's really hard to catch the coronovirus.

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ahughes798's avatar

Poor Laura!

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Happened today.

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acchomplished's avatar

Saw this headline on my news feed app on my phone. I was so proud.

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Chef Lecter's avatar

Won't anyone think of the micro-flora?!?!?

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Chef Lecter's avatar

I heard "Wuhan Flu" the other day smdh

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