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For the record, he did say that he thinks Lorne Michaels is a “comic genius.”

Taking full advantage of the US Constitution's provision that Senators and Representatives can't be sued for what they say on the floors of Congress.

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Any comment from Senator Al Franken?

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If only.

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no hairy palms from staring at Louie's noggin

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This is somewhat consistent, though...I've noticed most conservatives seem to think Obama was president in 2008 and blame him for all the other bad stuff that happened that year as well.

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he was on the lesser known spin-off, Derp Space Nine

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Incandescent?

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this should get so many more P's than you will hanging down at the bottom here.

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See, to me, that quote just proves that Louie, Louaw has been trolling us all this time.

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You sure that's not a <i>poodle</i>?

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I knew Grover. I worked with Grover. Grover was a friend of mine. You sir, are no Grover. Nor is this Cleveland.

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Take 9-11.

Please!

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Maybe he could get his previous job back, a title so ludicrous my keyboard will not permit me to type it out loud.

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Under the Palin/Bachmann (or Bachmann/Palin) ticket, Gohmert will be the only name on the short list for Secretary of State.

And, should Chief Justice Roberts unexpectedly fall ill...

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He's got only half-a-peen and she quit halfway through, so she was already done before she even started!

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That is so unfair to demand <i>Political Equality in Comedy</i> ... FROM LOUIS GOHMERT!

Just look at him! That's fucking unfair to think the Democrats can even find someone of that caliber.

Ok, we need someone Rock-stupid, with a Texas drawl, whose bald dumb face makes you laugh just by looking at him. Oh, and he has to have a name that literally sounds like slang for "dipshit moron."

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