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I've always favored "Motherfucking Dickhead".

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How are the rib?

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This is America, assholes. We don't want people to feel good even if they're dying.

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Mother's milk: the ultimate "gateway" drug.

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Don't bogart that brain cell, my friend. Pass it over to me.

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I started with mother's milk, the original gateway drug. <i> Thanks a LOT, Mom!</i>

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Does the "M.D." stand for "Marijuana Destroyer"?

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A mere $400K/year after literally all expenses?

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I smoke weed mainly so I can ignore the fact that I live in a country that elects people like Dr. Quack here to lead it.

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road kill squirrel libel!

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