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bobbert's avatar

I've always favored "Motherfucking Dickhead".

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bobbert's avatar

How are the rib?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

This is America, assholes. We don't want people to feel good even if they're dying.

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Smibo's avatar

Mother's milk: the ultimate "gateway" drug.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Don't bogart that brain cell, my friend. Pass it over to me.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I started with mother's milk, the original gateway drug. <i> Thanks a LOT, Mom!</i>

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Does the "M.D." stand for "Marijuana Destroyer"?

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

A mere $400K/year after literally all expenses?

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

I smoke weed mainly so I can ignore the fact that I live in a country that elects people like Dr. Quack here to lead it.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

road kill squirrel libel!

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