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You are correct. What a collective bunch of shit for brains. Which reminds me, the editorix needs to bring the shit for brains graphic back into play.

I hope all is well for you.

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<blockquote>And Gov. Rick "Felonious" Scott won't supercede the city's weapons statutes to permit gun control, oh, no, ho, ho! </blockquote>

I thought Tampa was quite desirous of putting in place some commonsense gun control for the duration of the convention, it was more that Florida state law comprehensively preempts localities from doing so and neither Felonious nor the state leg is able to get their heads out their asses long enough to address the bloodbath possibilities.

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Congratulations, gramma (I'll never say that again).

I hope everything is still well regarding the Longest Delivery in History.

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Don't mention Cricket to Jason Alexander.

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Paultard videographers appear to be remarkably adept at recording <em>zero</em> evidence of wrongdoing by police and/or anyone else who isn't a Paultard. Anyone else notice how the camera is pointing at the exact moment the first guy screams out? A previous video allegedly capturing an assault at a GOP convention in another state also mysteriously managed to be pointing the wrong way at the critical moment.

Apparently Shreveport police are <strong>vastly</strong> more tolerant of being filmed than most American police forces, and probably more patient than average in dealing with removing uncooperative individuals (c.f., for example, "don't tase me bro")

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What you did? I see it.

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"Have you got all the Robert's Rules of Order up one end?"

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At first I thought you meant casket.

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<i>" Louisiana GOP chairman told them to grow up"</i>

"And move out of your parent's basements" he added with a Shatner tone in his voice.

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Huey P. Long would be so proud.

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Can't wait for Tampa. There will be so many chairs to turn around.

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I see a new avatar! As a non-stalker, I can only assume that is your grandchild. A girl I also assume. Let's call her Barb-E. Her avatar can be a bottle so she'll fit in around here.

Congratulations!

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Needz moar blimp. That will assure victory.

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