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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Say, you know who else engaged in reckless medical experimentation on unwilling subjects without regard to any reasonable or accepted standards of ethics or safety?

Come on, folks. This one's a gimmee.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

We were just outside Barstow when the drugs kicked in.

norcalOG's avatar

Maybe this reversal could also be accomplished by mixing and drinking both red and green Tabasco.

fawkedifiknow's avatar

If you can believe in Immaculate Conception, you can god damn well believe in Miraculous Reconception!

Newzheimer's avatar

I mean, just look at this face. Does not this face scream 'science' at you? If not science, what about 'I went all the way through high school, so I know what I'm talking about, hurr,durr.'

phoenix00's avatar

With a photo like that I can SO TELL Ron Bacon seems SO NICE.

Stuart Ross's avatar

No makin' bacon for that guy!

H0mer0's avatar

it reminds me that at the beginning of every horror movie, there's a rational African American being ignored who ends up taking the fall.

H0mer0's avatar

is that to the same tune as the Power Ranger's song?

E.A. Blair's avatar

Yet another sign that maybe we should have just let them secede - then we'd have a place to deport our morans.

E.A. Blair's avatar

I volunteer, and promise to make sure everything is in working order.

E.A. Blair's avatar

It seems that despite hating sex, all Christians seem to do is obsess about it.

E.A. Blair's avatar

Current day NeoPagans use Air, Fire, Earth, Water and Spirit.

Cat Cafe's avatar

I'd go even further and say "forced-birth." It's about punishing and controlling women, nothing else.