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Say, you know who else engaged in reckless medical experimentation on unwilling subjects without regard to any reasonable or accepted standards of ethics or safety?

Come on, folks. This one's a gimmee.

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We were just outside Barstow when the drugs kicked in.

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Maybe this reversal could also be accomplished by mixing and drinking both red and green Tabasco.

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If you can believe in Immaculate Conception, you can god damn well believe in Miraculous Reconception!

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I mean, just look at this face. Does not this face scream 'science' at you? If not science, what about 'I went all the way through high school, so I know what I'm talking about, hurr,durr.'

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With a photo like that I can SO TELL Ron Bacon seems SO NICE.

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No makin' bacon for that guy!

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it reminds me that at the beginning of every horror movie, there's a rational African American being ignored who ends up taking the fall.

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is that to the same tune as the Power Ranger's song?

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Yet another sign that maybe we should have just let them secede - then we'd have a place to deport our morans.

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I volunteer, and promise to make sure everything is in working order.

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It seems that despite hating sex, all Christians seem to do is obsess about it.

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Current day NeoPagans use Air, Fire, Earth, Water and Spirit.

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I'd go even further and say "forced-birth." It's about punishing and controlling women, nothing else.

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