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my snark senses be tingling—fiercely.

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Stand your ground. It’s around that time one way or another, I reckon.

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Now is there a policy on Rococo fantasies? Which would arguably be visually far worse. So I’m down with restricting those as well.

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If the roles had been reversed, Higgins would have been screaming about how he was viciously assaulted by Antifa.

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He is a Congresscritter, is he not?

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Freedom caulkers? What the flux!?

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Higgins is the ultimate example of a crooked cop failing upwards. He was run out of EVERY agency he worked for due to dishonest, unethical or illegal behavior. A GOP scumbag recruiter was looking for a scumbag to run in LA-03, even though Higgins lives in LA-05, and plucked him to be a lying piece of garbage in DC. Higgins has excelled in that regard. The fact he’s blatantly lying about this kid even though the ENTIRE INCIDENT IS ON VIDEO just shows what a true inbred halfwit this guy is.

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That’s it! Four letter word that starts with C.

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I believe her. She's so much more honest than Trump.

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I'm concerned he might just be a rebound relationship. Perhaps I should make a run down to the local bowling alley and check him out. See if he's equipped to handle her delicate emotional state.

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He can't help himself. He spent all that time de-escalating the situation on January 6.

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Why do you think he has feral Russian boar in the first place? He sure as shit isn't raising them as pets.

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The real truth is someone told him how much per head he could charge for a boar hunting party. The Robert Baratheon runs strong in his demographic.

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It's just a word, like patriot. You stick it where you need it.

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Never forget. He's just kidding.

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Trying to get Lauren Boebert's attention while not in a bowling alley.

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