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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©'s avatar

"Is your new hooker also named Wendy?"~

La Cieca's avatar

To be fair, "Caboose a Sex Train Down Bourbon Street" was THE dance song of 1977.

Jill122's avatar

Was the babby her hope of holding onto a lucrative relationship? Where's the babby now? No DNA? I'll be disappointed if this is a true story that gets lost because it was leaked before the evidence could be gathered (a la GWB, national guard).

Jill122's avatar

He's term limited -- prolly the reason he tried out for preznit. Maybe he'll go for Vitter's old job *IF* he loses the opportunity to screw the entire country.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

He wants to be the governor though! I'm pretty sure that's what this post is about.

bookish's avatar

If diapers won't do it, nothing will.

WIDTAP's avatar

"She began to serve his constituent, if you know what we mean"

Sure.She was handling his briefs, if you know what II mean.She was receiving constituent services, if you kwow what I mean.She was getting primaried, if you know what I mean.

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

Will we have to Pamper Sen. Vitter if he becomes Governor? Maybe Gov. Jindal could get the job Pampering Vitter. I guess it Depends on whether he is elected president.

JAWs's avatar

David, you ignorant slut!

JAWs's avatar

Not unless it was a male pug of course, because that would be an immoral affront to standards of decency!

JAWs's avatar

Oh come on now! I'm sure Mrs. Prostitute-Fucker has her Platinum-edition stack of Neiman Marcus leopard-print dresses to comfort herself on the cold lonely nights.

JAWs's avatar

Of course if our media class hadn't aborted thier journalistic integrity and common sense (er...i meant "stopped engaging in thier obvious liberal bias", of course) then face-spiters like Vitter and Schlichter wouldn't get away with thier crap.

Dee Andee's avatar

Hell no, that shit is for OTHER people, not them!

Paperless Tiger's avatar

If he was a Democrat his career would have been been over at the first whiff. Republican voters are all like, "Maybe no one will notice."

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Protip: Mod Podge is not a brand of lube.