Sen. David Vitter, the family values Republican from Adult Diapers, Louisiana, would like to be governor. And he would also like everyone to stop asking him about that time he committed a "very serious sin" by banging hookers -- not just any hookers, but the elite DC Madam kind! -- and then said sorry and all, his wife is pretending to forgive him, so we should all just move along, move along, nothing to see here, and screw you for asking him about that, how DARE YOU, SIR!
Was the babby her hope of holding onto a lucrative relationship? Where's the babby now? No DNA? I'll be disappointed if this is a true story that gets lost because it was leaked before the evidence could be gathered (a la GWB, national guard).
He's term limited -- prolly the reason he tried out for preznit. Maybe he'll go for Vitter's old job *IF* he loses the opportunity to screw the entire country.
"She began to serve his constituent, if you know what we mean"
Sure.She was handling his briefs, if you know what II mean.She was receiving constituent services, if you kwow what I mean.She was getting primaried, if you know what I mean.
Will we have to Pamper Sen. Vitter if he becomes Governor? Maybe Gov. Jindal could get the job Pampering Vitter. I guess it Depends on whether he is elected president.
Oh come on now! I'm sure Mrs. Prostitute-Fucker has her Platinum-edition stack of Neiman Marcus leopard-print dresses to comfort herself on the cold lonely nights.
Of course if our media class hadn't aborted thier journalistic integrity and common sense (er...i meant "stopped engaging in thier obvious liberal bias", of course) then face-spiters like Vitter and Schlichter wouldn't get away with thier crap.
"Is your new hooker also named Wendy?"~
To be fair, "Caboose a Sex Train Down Bourbon Street" was THE dance song of 1977.
Was the babby her hope of holding onto a lucrative relationship? Where's the babby now? No DNA? I'll be disappointed if this is a true story that gets lost because it was leaked before the evidence could be gathered (a la GWB, national guard).
He's term limited -- prolly the reason he tried out for preznit. Maybe he'll go for Vitter's old job *IF* he loses the opportunity to screw the entire country.
He wants to be the governor though! I'm pretty sure that's what this post is about.
If diapers won't do it, nothing will.
"She began to serve his constituent, if you know what we mean"
Sure.She was handling his briefs, if you know what II mean.She was receiving constituent services, if you kwow what I mean.She was getting primaried, if you know what I mean.
Will we have to Pamper Sen. Vitter if he becomes Governor? Maybe Gov. Jindal could get the job Pampering Vitter. I guess it Depends on whether he is elected president.
David, you ignorant slut!
Not unless it was a male pug of course, because that would be an immoral affront to standards of decency!
Oh come on now! I'm sure Mrs. Prostitute-Fucker has her Platinum-edition stack of Neiman Marcus leopard-print dresses to comfort herself on the cold lonely nights.
Of course if our media class hadn't aborted thier journalistic integrity and common sense (er...i meant "stopped engaging in thier obvious liberal bias", of course) then face-spiters like Vitter and Schlichter wouldn't get away with thier crap.
Hell no, that shit is for OTHER people, not them!
If he was a Democrat his career would have been been over at the first whiff. Republican voters are all like, "Maybe no one will notice."
Protip: Mod Podge is not a brand of lube.
Or even both.