We don’t believe in an actual hell here at Wonkette, because nothing the Dark Lord Satan, Ruler of the Underworld, could dream up for our eternal torment can top the trauma in our life aboveground when we occasionally fire up the Internet, scan the news, and get cock-slapped in the face with a
Jenny, honey - let it go. Just let it go. We know he humiliated you, and he's a dud, but now you're kinda embarrassing yourself. Bless your heart.
Al Bundy?
Macbeth?
Henry VIII?
Jenny, honey - let it go. Just let it go. We know he humiliated you, and he's a dud, but now you're kinda embarrassing yourself. Bless your heart.
I remember him looking a lot less sexy than that. His Gaucho sweetheart also too.
"He may be a drunk, and a pill-popper, BUT HE AIN'T NO COMMIE!" - Typical South Carolina Republican
After reading that who wouldn't want to run for political office!?
“...drinking the Appalachian Trail”
Oh, I dunno... Hitler?
Uh-oh, I'm in trouble.
Or running a megachurch.