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<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=EYlDbv7MqE8" target="_blank">Excuse me while I whip this out</a>.

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And marshmallow wings.

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I was reading the comments out loud and when I read this one, my cats looked at me in horror and called the ASPCA.

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I thought they just volunteered.

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Quelle difference?

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=D7e3BwFvmoc" target="_blank">Timmy-O's.</a>

Hey wait a minute! Those are for pack mules!

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Nothing like a big bowl of Lucky Charms with some homo(genized) milk.

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I hear the anti-non-heterosexuals love Life*. ___________________________________ * death penalty, war, health insurance, stand your ground excepted.

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Go see Dr Marcus Bachmann. He will suck the gay right out of you with prayer.

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Don't we all?

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Wait until WND finds out canned <a href="http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/product\/e5a7\/" target="_blank">unicorn meat</a> is on the market.

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