Direct from the land of "wait, what?" we bring you news of this year's commencement speaker at Montana Tech, Montana's mining and engineering college. This is not, of course, the kind of thing we'd usually cover, except for the part where the commencement speaker is a billionaire young earth creationist, which is
Privatization of public education takes many forms. Buying a commencement address isn&#039;t nearly as obscene as the fact that the <a href="http:\/\/deadspin.com\/infographic-is-your-states-highest-paid-employee-a-co-489635228" target="_blank">highest paid state employee</a> in 39 states is a state-U sportsball <strike>coach</strike> sandusky.
It looks like <a href="http:\/\/consciouslifestyles.files.w...\/2010\/08\/glacier-national-park-montana-near-iceberg-lake.jpg" target="_blank">this.</a>
Is that the Capital?
<i>You will not be surprised to learn that he is a big donor to the school, which apparently buys you a commencement speaker slot </i>
I would not be surprised to learn that he negotiated for the commencement speaking gig ahead of the donation.
Ally Oop?
Apparently &quot;Gianforte&quot; is Italian for &quot;head full of rocks.&quot;
&quot;Bringing jobs to Montana&quot; - a state with a population slightly larger than the City of San Francisco.
Apparently Montana Tech teaches the controversy.
Since he&#039;s a billionaire he must know something we don&#039;t.
Like how to fuck over millions of people.
Also like <a href="http:\/\/failuremag.com\/images\/uploads\/articles\/berkeley_pit.jpg" target="_blank">this</a>.
Hey, how you been?
Yes, there are several large lakes filled with with brightly colored &quot;water.&quot;
Comedians as commencement speakers are nothing new.
Privatization of public education takes many forms. Buying a commencement address isn&#039;t nearly as obscene as the fact that the <a href="http:\/\/deadspin.com\/infographic-is-your-states-highest-paid-employee-a-co-489635228" target="_blank">highest paid state employee</a> in 39 states is a state-U sportsball <strike>coach</strike> sandusky.
Next big thing: ALCHEMY.
It looks like <a href="http:\/\/consciouslifestyles.files.w...\/2010\/08\/glacier-national-park-montana-near-iceberg-lake.jpg" target="_blank">this.</a>
In Montana, the pig fucks <i>you</i>
Well at least by marrying each other they&#039;ve confined their idiocy somewhat.