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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Is that the Capital?

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>You will not be surprised to learn that he is a big donor to the school, which apparently buys you a commencement speaker slot </i>

I would not be surprised to learn that he negotiated for the commencement speaking gig ahead of the donation.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Ally Oop?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Apparently "Gianforte" is Italian for "head full of rocks."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Bringing jobs to Montana" - a state with a population slightly larger than the City of San Francisco.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Apparently Montana Tech teaches the controversy.

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chascates's avatar

Since he's a billionaire he must know something we don't.

Like how to fuck over millions of people.

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bobbert's avatar

Also like <a href="http:\/\/failuremag.com\/images\/uploads\/articles\/berkeley_pit.jpg" target="_blank">this</a>.

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bobbert's avatar

Hey, how you been?

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Lot_49's avatar

Yes, there are several large lakes filled with with brightly colored "water."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Comedians as commencement speakers are nothing new.

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Lot_49's avatar

Privatization of public education takes many forms. Buying a commencement address isn't nearly as obscene as the fact that the <a href="http:\/\/deadspin.com\/infographic-is-your-states-highest-paid-employee-a-co-489635228" target="_blank">highest paid state employee</a> in 39 states is a state-U sportsball <strike>coach</strike> sandusky.

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diogenez's avatar

Next big thing: ALCHEMY.

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Lot_49's avatar

It looks like <a href="http:\/\/consciouslifestyles.files.w...\/2010\/08\/glacier-national-park-montana-near-iceberg-lake.jpg" target="_blank">this.</a>

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

In Montana, the pig fucks <i>you</i>

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well at least by marrying each other they've confined their idiocy somewhat.

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