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PsycWench's avatar

<i>You will not be surprised to learn that he is a big donor to the school, which apparently buys you a commencement speaker slot </i>

I would not be surprised to learn that he negotiated for the commencement speaking gig ahead of the donation.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Apparently "Gianforte" is Italian for "head full of rocks."

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Bringing jobs to Montana" - a state with a population slightly larger than the City of San Francisco.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Apparently Montana Tech teaches the controversy.

chascates's avatar

Since he's a billionaire he must know something we don't.

Like how to fuck over millions of people.

bobbert's avatar

Also like <a href="http:\/\/failuremag.com\/images\/uploads\/articles\/berkeley_pit.jpg" target="_blank">this</a>.

Lot_49's avatar

Yes, there are several large lakes filled with with brightly colored "water."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Comedians as commencement speakers are nothing new.

Lot_49's avatar

Privatization of public education takes many forms. Buying a commencement address isn't nearly as obscene as the fact that the <a href="http:\/\/deadspin.com\/infographic-is-your-states-highest-paid-employee-a-co-489635228" target="_blank">highest paid state employee</a> in 39 states is a state-U sportsball <strike>coach</strike> sandusky.

diogenez's avatar

Next big thing: ALCHEMY.

Lot_49's avatar

It looks like <a href="http:\/\/consciouslifestyles.files.w...\/2010\/08\/glacier-national-park-montana-near-iceberg-lake.jpg" target="_blank">this.</a>

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

In Montana, the pig fucks <i>you</i>

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well at least by marrying each other they've confined their idiocy somewhat.