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bobbert's avatar

It's amazing how restrained people have been. I was beginning to think I would get to the end of the comments, a day late, and have to say it myself.

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bobbert's avatar

Boobs, Butts, and Beyond.

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"Good-guy Muslim freedom-fighters", just to complete the cognitive dissonance trifecta.

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Meth.

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Not only that, it's one of those half-assed ones that's half-way between a trilby and a proper fedora.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or Ron Burgundy.

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I'll chip in a couple of bucks if Wonkette will send him one.

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Edititrix:

Why don't you start a "Send Luke Russert a Wonkette Coffee Mug" Fund?

Anything you collect over the cost of the mug and shipping can go to the good of the cause.

Just call it handling.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Tonight, the new media world has made its mark."

Every morning when I walk him Toby makes his mark. Some days it seems on every tree and bush.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

a sad day for didgeridoos

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PubOption's avatar

With those nifty electric cart pushers.

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PubOption's avatar

The Salvation Army, between Thanksgiving and Christmas, before Target banned them.

Thinking about it, Salvation Army sounds like a religion-based terror group.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Luke posed in his father's hat because he knows he'll never be able to fill his shoes.

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absh:

WADR - too soon.

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Mahousu's avatar

The parking lot is even worse. Have you ever tried calling for room service from a parking lot? Don't bother; they won't come.

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Mahousu's avatar

But what did Luke <i>buy</i> at that Target? That's the problem with Twitter; it cuts off the story right when it's starting to get good.

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