Doughy-cheeked nepotism hire (and Wonket coffee-mug model ) Luke Russert is a big-time journamalist who knows how to cut through the chaff and get to the live beating heart of a news story. So as the crazy events played out overnight in Boston, with the Boston PD and federal agents engaged in a running gun battle with possible suspects in the marathon bombing and other reporters raced to the scene to send out updates while dodging gunfire, Luke was right there with them several hundred miles away, risking his mom’s wrath by staying up well past his bedtime to suss out the important facts in this big event. It is hard to believe such a larger-than-life media personality only costs NBC a six-figure salary and all the juice boxes he wants.
It's amazing how restrained people have been. I was beginning to think I would get to the end of the comments, a day late, and have to say it myself.
But what did Luke <i>buy</i> at that Target? That&#039;s the problem with Twitter; it cuts off the story right when it&#039;s starting to get good.
It&#039;s amazing how restrained people have been. I was beginning to think I would get to the end of the comments, a day late, and have to say it myself.
Boobs, Butts, and Beyond.
&quot;Good-guy Muslim freedom-fighters&quot;, just to complete the cognitive dissonance trifecta.
Meth.
Not only that, it&#039;s one of those half-assed ones that&#039;s half-way between a trilby and a proper fedora.
Or Ron Burgundy.
I&#039;ll chip in a couple of bucks if Wonkette will send him one.
Edititrix:
Why don&#039;t you start a &quot;Send Luke Russert a Wonkette Coffee Mug&quot; Fund?
Anything you collect over the cost of the mug and shipping can go to the good of the cause.
Just call it handling.
&quot;Tonight, the new media world has made its mark.&quot;
Every morning when I walk him Toby makes his mark. Some days it seems on every tree and bush.
a sad day for didgeridoos
With those nifty electric cart pushers.
The Salvation Army, between Thanksgiving and Christmas, before Target banned them.
Thinking about it, Salvation Army sounds like a religion-based terror group.
Luke posed in his father&#039;s hat because he knows he&#039;ll never be able to fill his shoes.
absh:
WADR - too soon.
The parking lot is even worse. Have you ever tried calling for room service from a parking lot? Don&#039;t bother; they won&#039;t come.
But what did Luke <i>buy</i> at that Target? That&#039;s the problem with Twitter; it cuts off the story right when it&#039;s starting to get good.