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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Nothing's too hard for God.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"I have freckles on my butt already."

Tease

The Quirk's avatar

Shut her up and Packerd away.

PsycWench's avatar

When a young person refers to anything I say as out of date, I correct them "It's old school, you little brat".

Spurning Beer's avatar

Justice Thomas' kiddie porn stash should be interesting. Would it feature Coke cans <i>without</i> pubic hair? You know, pre-pubescent-like?

Rarian Rakista's avatar

I would treat God's glorious sack to pleasures unknown in this universe if that were possible.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Oh McCain, your pea-sized balls always taste like chipped beef.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Tempe is worse, dozens of call centers exploiting the ASU student pop. All of them min wage.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Considering the attention span of the average pre-pubescent NYT writer, no.

PsycWench's avatar

We prefer "Governator and naughty housekeeper", but to each his own.

PsycWench's avatar

But mine has begun making delicious spicy food and margaritas, so I'm fine with it.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/denniverse\/MAX\/haxorpc.jpg" target="_blank">lulz indeed.</a>

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Founding Fathers didn't need computers....why should WE?

schmannity's avatar

"access to hundreds of law enforcement documents, police profiles and e-mails." When do we get access to the McCain/ Lindsey Graham blowjob pics?

Fartknocker's avatar

I hope they don't have any naked pictures of Jan Brewer. Gross.