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Nothing's too hard for God.

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"I have freckles on my butt already."

Tease

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Shut her up and Packerd away.

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When a young person refers to anything I say as out of date, I correct them "It's old school, you little brat".

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Justice Thomas' kiddie porn stash should be interesting. Would it feature Coke cans <i>without</i> pubic hair? You know, pre-pubescent-like?

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I would treat God's glorious sack to pleasures unknown in this universe if that were possible.

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Oh McCain, your pea-sized balls always taste like chipped beef.

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Tempe is worse, dozens of call centers exploiting the ASU student pop. All of them min wage.

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Considering the attention span of the average pre-pubescent NYT writer, no.

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We prefer "Governator and naughty housekeeper", but to each his own.

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But mine has begun making delicious spicy food and margaritas, so I'm fine with it.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/denniverse\/MAX\/haxorpc.jpg" target="_blank">lulz indeed.</a>

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Founding Fathers didn't need computers....why should WE?

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Clever, you.

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"access to hundreds of law enforcement documents, police profiles and e-mails." When do we get access to the McCain/ Lindsey Graham blowjob pics?

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I hope they don't have any naked pictures of Jan Brewer. Gross.

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