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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

She's probably still sure that the internet is a fad, so I doubt she knows how it works.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Yep... but I keep telling it that since comments aren't allowed on Wonkette, we're safe here.

phoenix00's avatar

and then it crashes. Because HP

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"Apply directly to the forehead"

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Please don't forget what her visage did to Hewlett-Packard

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"We can sell HP computers at the lemonade stands- Carly

phoenix00's avatar

Rubio can answer that

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> basketballhttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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(accidental double post)

phoenix00's avatar

Part of the mental fart regimen. On the regular.

Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

With Ted's dildo pen even!

Jonny On Maui's avatar

Now I've got to clean the screen again, laughed so hard....

Jonny On Maui's avatar

Scissors? Never afraid of scissors. Stoners crush scissors.

now if they came at us with paper...

Left Coast Tom's avatar

I do not want to see the "cutie mark" Carly gets for realizing her special talent of lying her ass off.

Bobo Brazil's avatar

She truly is the Flower of Mendacity.