Lying McLieMouth Carly Fiorina is doing that thing again, the thing that always happens when she opens her mouth. Yes, she is lying! But what things is she saying so far, now that she is Ted Cruz's "running mate" who will be his "vice president" when he becomes "president"? Is she saying Trump and Hillary EAT PLANNED PARENTHOOD
She's probably still sure that the internet is a fad, so I doubt she knows how it works.
Yep... but I keep telling it that since comments aren't allowed on Wonkette, we're safe here.
and then it crashes. Because HP
"Apply directly to the forehead"
Please don't forget what her visage did to Hewlett-Packard
"We can sell HP computers at the lemonade stands- Carly
Rubio can answer that
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(accidental double post)
Part of the mental fart regimen. On the regular.
With Ted's dildo pen even!
Now I've got to clean the screen again, laughed so hard....
Scissors? Never afraid of scissors. Stoners crush scissors.
now if they came at us with paper...
I do not want to see the "cutie mark" Carly gets for realizing her special talent of lying her ass off.
She truly is the Flower of Mendacity.
Perfect!