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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

She's probably still sure that the internet is a fad, so I doubt she knows how it works.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Yep... but I keep telling it that since comments aren't allowed on Wonkette, we're safe here.

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phoenix00's avatar

and then it crashes. Because HP

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"Apply directly to the forehead"

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phoenix00's avatar

Please don't forget what her visage did to Hewlett-Packard

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"We can sell HP computers at the lemonade stands- Carly

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Rubio can answer that

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> basketballhttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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(accidental double post)

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Part of the mental fart regimen. On the regular.

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Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

With Ted's dildo pen even!

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Now I've got to clean the screen again, laughed so hard....

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Scissors? Never afraid of scissors. Stoners crush scissors.

now if they came at us with paper...

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

I do not want to see the "cutie mark" Carly gets for realizing her special talent of lying her ass off.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

She truly is the Flower of Mendacity.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Perfect!

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