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Shypixel's avatar

That was a Rottie? Looked like a chicken to me...

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<strike>I have to say it, even thought it's awful: LIBEL LIBEL!</strike>

Bill beat me to it...

/pixelfail

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Then fled to South America?

Lot_49's avatar

Couldn't swear to it, but I've heard District Judge John McAfee is a convicted pederast who hid out with teenage <a href="http:\/\/www.wired.com\/images_blogs\/threatlevel\/2012\/12\/ff_mcafee2_large.jpg" target="_blank">sex partners </a> in a secret compound in Belize. <a href="http:\/\/www.wired.com\/images_blogs\/threatlevel\/2012\/12\/ff_mcafee3_large.jpg" target="_blank">She</a> was there too.

Spurning Beer's avatar

We are attempting to confirm that the Representative, in fact, likes it in his <i>son's</i> inuendo.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I heard that StaceyCampfield ______________.

Go for it! If anything is proved wrong, we'll just take it down, later.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Wanna help instead of mock?"

This is Wonkette, you know. Where mockery is the sincerest form of battery.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We'll play by Tennessee rules: remove it only if it's proved wrong.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He has a point: if nobody can read it, it ain't libel. We'll find out next election if the residents of Campbell County are the illiterate crackers he thinks they are.

Mahousu's avatar

Yeah, well I heard that Stacey Campfield is reasonably intelligent and thoughtful.

If I'm wrong, well, this stuff happens.

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fuflans's avatar

that's just...

wow.

schmannity's avatar

"I see how you could mess that up. It is what it is." Just the kind of judicial diligence that you want in a jurist who may decide to impose the death penalty in a murder case.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>It is a dog-eat-dog world out there, and this stuff happens</i>

Ah, the old "shit happens" defense.

In the wingnut world, wishing something was true makes it just real enough to be an actual fact.

PubOption's avatar

That McAfee is a gun nut, and could be a murderer.