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Shypixel's avatar

That was a Rottie? Looked like a chicken to me...

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Shypixel's avatar

<strike>I have to say it, even thought it's awful: LIBEL LIBEL!</strike>

Bill beat me to it...

/pixelfail

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Shypixel's avatar

Then fled to South America?

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Lot_49's avatar

Couldn't swear to it, but I've heard District Judge John McAfee is a convicted pederast who hid out with teenage <a href="http:\/\/www.wired.com\/images_blogs\/threatlevel\/2012\/12\/ff_mcafee2_large.jpg" target="_blank">sex partners </a> in a secret compound in Belize. <a href="http:\/\/www.wired.com\/images_blogs\/threatlevel\/2012\/12\/ff_mcafee3_large.jpg" target="_blank">She</a> was there too.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

We are attempting to confirm that the Representative, in fact, likes it in his <i>son's</i> inuendo.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I heard that StaceyCampfield ______________.

Go for it! If anything is proved wrong, we'll just take it down, later.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Wanna help instead of mock?"

This is Wonkette, you know. Where mockery is the sincerest form of battery.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We'll play by Tennessee rules: remove it only if it's proved wrong.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He has a point: if nobody can read it, it ain't libel. We'll find out next election if the residents of Campbell County are the illiterate crackers he thinks they are.

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Mahousu's avatar

Yeah, well I heard that Stacey Campfield is reasonably intelligent and thoughtful.

If I'm wrong, well, this stuff happens.

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Shypixel's avatar

comments at Wonkette under the handle Biel_ze_Bubba

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fuflans's avatar

that's just...

wow.

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schmannity's avatar

"I see how you could mess that up. It is what it is." Just the kind of judicial diligence that you want in a jurist who may decide to impose the death penalty in a murder case.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>It is a dog-eat-dog world out there, and this stuff happens</i>

Ah, the old "shit happens" defense.

In the wingnut world, wishing something was true makes it just real enough to be an actual fact.

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PubOption's avatar

That McAfee is a gun nut, and could be a murderer.

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