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Well obviously it is because as President he always made sure we were safe on 9/11.

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He should return to his former career. At least he'll have the dignity of theft.

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This reminds of when Dubya said Saddam Hussein "has weapons of mass destruction" instead of "has nothing". No harm, no foul.

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Guzzle a gonad, Darrell.

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"PERHAPS." This is the <i>most important word</i> in all of journalism. *

*I've secretly replaced journalism with hacky wingnut speculation bait. Let's see if "some readers" object to it!

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i think it might be time to ditch the political blogs and move on over to high fashion.

i cannot stand this shit - the summertime crap that we've had for the past 4 years - obama is doomed, his presidency is a failure, he's a one term president, obamacare will never pass / stand, obama's going to be impeached, the right is ascendant, mitt romney merely has to show up to win...

and the willful gleeful cooperation of the media is the thing that most offends.

tom and lorenzo here i come!

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Wingnuts are extremely good with sound and fury.

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Assume brain dead?

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One could do both.

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Who'd ever have guessed that a party whose single issue is being xenophobic might attract white supremacists to its ranks?

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Nukuhluhturr!

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Wow, and The Stone Roses reformed... and didn't break up <em>again</em> yet...

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The probability of Kessler's brain ever coming remotely close to figuring out what happens in Obama's brain is zero. There's a mathematical/computational law that prevents it.

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You could give Kessler all the mind-reading ability in the world, and he'd still have a hard time figuring out why his dog is standing by the door.

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Don't forget Mark Sanford. The party of family values ... if you mean, say, the Gotti family.

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Majority Leader DeLay.

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