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bobbert's avatar

"Sweet Home, Al-Obama".

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Keith Moon?

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This is Wonkette. You don't have to support your claims, but you might want to swear a little more.

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The Quirk's avatar

Don Henly Must Die!

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ElComadreja's avatar

First time I ever heard "Curtis Blow" I wanted to puke. The second time I did.

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fuflans's avatar

i got a bunch of those regrets.

none having to do with southern rock however.

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fuflans's avatar

the south is more trouble than it's worth i think. would you all mind moving somewhere north and then we can sell off the rest to vladimir putin or something?

thanks.

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bobbert's avatar

I want to hear them <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=cUyNBEzJTNE" target="_blank"> play it all night long</a>.

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I'd rather hear Elizabeth Reed. (Whipping Post would be okay, though).

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They were only mostly dead.

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jqheywood's avatar

Best all-time plumber van slogans I have ever seen, on a "Steve Miller Plumbing" van:

"The pompetus of plumbing"

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Who could forget the immortal "Head Games" or "Dirty White Boy"? I mean, I know I <b>want</b> to forget them, but they are still there, roaming around my brain. And they say pot doesn't cause any mental damage....

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

I was the first one to hold up a lighter. That was me.

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The next thing you know, ZZ Top will come out against the War on Women.

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jqheywood's avatar

Foreigner...duh!

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Gawd, that stuff is disgusting! Like cough medicine without the ameliorating codeine....

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