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bobbert's avatar

"Sweet Home, Al-Obama".

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This is Wonkette. You don't have to support your claims, but you might want to swear a little more.

ElComadreja's avatar

First time I ever heard "Curtis Blow" I wanted to puke. The second time I did.

fuflans's avatar

i got a bunch of those regrets.

none having to do with southern rock however.

fuflans's avatar

the south is more trouble than it's worth i think. would you all mind moving somewhere north and then we can sell off the rest to vladimir putin or something?

thanks.

bobbert's avatar

I want to hear them <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=cUyNBEzJTNE" target="_blank"> play it all night long</a>.

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I'd rather hear Elizabeth Reed. (Whipping Post would be okay, though).

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They were only mostly dead.

jqheywood's avatar

Best all-time plumber van slogans I have ever seen, on a "Steve Miller Plumbing" van:

"The pompetus of plumbing"

jqheywood's avatar

Who could forget the immortal "Head Games" or "Dirty White Boy"? I mean, I know I <b>want</b> to forget them, but they are still there, roaming around my brain. And they say pot doesn't cause any mental damage....

Ennui There Yet's avatar

I was the first one to hold up a lighter. That was me.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

The next thing you know, ZZ Top will come out against the War on Women.

jqheywood's avatar

Gawd, that stuff is disgusting! Like cough medicine without the ameliorating codeine....