So i guess in the sequel, the town wasn't destroyed after all, and the good people of Nilbog decided to try thier hand at setting up a couples retreat.
I thought maybe those were going to be euphemisms for learnin' Daddy Duggar about some oral skilz and clown vagina woman to toss some Jim Bob salad.But no, it's really tossing tomahawks and skillets, apparently. They'd probably have the sheriff come out and arrest any couple who does anything other than the lamest vanilla flavored missionary, man-on-top boring sex imaginable. This is, after all, Arkansas. Where men are men and a girl's first sexual experience is with her brother.
How much money does it cost to fix your marriage by reminding the women their job is to serve their men without complaint as a means of honoring God? D;
Welcome Stefon!
Or bacon
And die quickly
I plan on going on a tour of the brothels in Queens
Remember that reporter Fox and Friends Host back in June who was covering Flag Day?
https://youtu.be/saDmuon6tCg
those are the (O)nly faces they know how to make.
Writer of this article, will you please marry me?
Especially since Josh ruined it for everyone and forced the 1,000 kids to be locked in sex-segregated prayer closets for the duration of this trip.
So i guess in the sequel, the town wasn't destroyed after all, and the good people of Nilbog decided to try thier hand at setting up a couples retreat.
Since I'm at the beach, I'll be doing French fry tasting, just a few miles away and fewer "Christians".
Grandma, for her sins.
That's what I'm talking about! Getting hungry just thinking about the good guy with a skillet! Yeeee Haaaaa!
The skillet tossing is practice for when you want to brain your stupid husband on your 40th anniversary because it's the 39th time he forgot it.
I thought maybe those were going to be euphemisms for learnin' Daddy Duggar about some oral skilz and clown vagina woman to toss some Jim Bob salad.But no, it's really tossing tomahawks and skillets, apparently. They'd probably have the sheriff come out and arrest any couple who does anything other than the lamest vanilla flavored missionary, man-on-top boring sex imaginable. This is, after all, Arkansas. Where men are men and a girl's first sexual experience is with her brother.
How much money does it cost to fix your marriage by reminding the women their job is to serve their men without complaint as a means of honoring God? D;
Supposedly they were real estate investors even before the TV money came in...