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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Welcome Stefon!

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Or bacon

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

And die quickly

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lynchie's avatar

I plan on going on a tour of the brothels in Queens

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Remember that reporter Fox and Friends Host back in June who was covering Flag Day?

https://youtu.be/saDmuon6tCg

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Jonathan Lawson's avatar

those are the (O)nly faces they know how to make.

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Laurel Littleton's avatar

Writer of this article, will you please marry me?

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JAWs's avatar

Especially since Josh ruined it for everyone and forced the 1,000 kids to be locked in sex-segregated prayer closets for the duration of this trip.

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JAWs's avatar

So i guess in the sequel, the town wasn't destroyed after all, and the good people of Nilbog decided to try thier hand at setting up a couples retreat.

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MOG253's avatar

Since I'm at the beach, I'll be doing French fry tasting, just a few miles away and fewer "Christians".

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MOG253's avatar

Grandma, for her sins.

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ahughes798's avatar

That's what I'm talking about! Getting hungry just thinking about the good guy with a skillet! Yeeee Haaaaa!

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Queen Méabh's avatar

The skillet tossing is practice for when you want to brain your stupid husband on your 40th anniversary because it's the 39th time he forgot it.

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fifthdentist's avatar

I thought maybe those were going to be euphemisms for learnin' Daddy Duggar about some oral skilz and clown vagina woman to toss some Jim Bob salad.But no, it's really tossing tomahawks and skillets, apparently. They'd probably have the sheriff come out and arrest any couple who does anything other than the lamest vanilla flavored missionary, man-on-top boring sex imaginable. This is, after all, Arkansas. Where men are men and a girl's first sexual experience is with her brother.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

How much money does it cost to fix your marriage by reminding the women their job is to serve their men without complaint as a means of honoring God? D;

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Paul Duca's avatar

Supposedly they were real estate investors even before the TV money came in...

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