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blaid droog's avatar

How about use some real gasoline?

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With coaching on the finer techniques that make up the Bristol Surprise Punch.

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Nah, mumblety-peg, in order to preserve that all-important "whiny bitch punk" character.

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How? Firehose immediately comes to mind.

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With cantaloupe-sized blue pencil!

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Didn't PM Trudeau of Canada get into a boxing ring with a rival and whip his ass?

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She is using that so-called paraphrasing to imply violence should happen.

You are splitting hairs.

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Nice echo chamber y'all have here.

Glad to see you are open to different viewpoints.

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So Hamilton was actually a mole?

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Nevis. He came to New York to study at King's College (now Columbia) and somehow never went home.

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In the first Congress, there was at least one brawl on the floor of the House, involving fire tongs and a chair, as I recall.

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It was a hollow cane of gutta percha, the plastic of the day. Not very substantial.

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Does he tie his own shoe laces?

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I believe Pres. Jackson had won at least 8 duels.

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Grover did pay his child support, unlike some Republicans.