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PhattElvis's avatar

Lactic acid, muthafucka.

Serai 1's avatar

I made a mistake - it's Target where I buy my cat food. Why did I say it was Macy's? Probably because there's not as much difference as there used to be between them.

Lamashtar's avatar

Wear a Saudi style robe?

Kathy Taus's avatar

Can't believe they ever got away with this. Unreal.

Belga Dear's avatar

C'mon and sing it wit me:

"White Power Day at Maaaceeez"

Lefty Mark's avatar

Jeez, they never do this at Dollar Tree!

Caepan's avatar

Of course you can say "fuck you" a lot. You're a Rock Drummer!

Geez, didn't you read your employee manual?

Courser's avatar

Oh man, when I was a kid, we always went to Marshall Fields for our winter coats.

Wonky Magoo's avatar

Now, in this post-Trump wasteland, it just sounds creepy.

SteveParadis's avatar

Like that's a struggle? Go ahead and walk through--it's the same damn stuff you see at Penny's but $20 more. And national image? Are they still trying to ride "Miracle on 34th Street"?

SeeTrain65's avatar

"In Orellana’s case, she was detained after merely taking some clothes with her to another floor … of Macy’s."

Or, as it's called for white people, "shopping."

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I didn't work retail too long before I got very good at spotting store security. You see them often enough, and they get real obvious.

RandomNameAllocated's avatar

ah! I see : its the law as interpreted by Alice in Wonderland (... er no, I don't see, but there we go)

Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Bored document-review attorney. Bear see, bear do.