Welp! It's safe to shop at the Macy's in New York City again, sort of! Following a lawsuit filed by two women who say they were detained in "store jail" for allegedly shoplifting, and then charged money for stuff they didn't even shoplift in order to leave, Manhattan Court Judge Manuel Mendez
I made a mistake - it's Target where I buy my cat food. Why did I say it was Macy's? Probably because there's not as much difference as there used to be between them.
Like that's a struggle? Go ahead and walk through--it's the same damn stuff you see at Penny's but $20 more. And national image? Are they still trying to ride "Miracle on 34th Street"?
Lactic acid, muthafucka.
Did you work in the Bush White House?
I made a mistake - it's Target where I buy my cat food. Why did I say it was Macy's? Probably because there's not as much difference as there used to be between them.
Wear a Saudi style robe?
Sakowitz/Carolyn Farb?
Can't believe they ever got away with this. Unreal.
C'mon and sing it wit me:
"White Power Day at Maaaceeez"
Jeez, they never do this at Dollar Tree!
Of course you can say "fuck you" a lot. You're a Rock Drummer!
Geez, didn't you read your employee manual?
Oh man, when I was a kid, we always went to Marshall Fields for our winter coats.
Now, in this post-Trump wasteland, it just sounds creepy.
Like that's a struggle? Go ahead and walk through--it's the same damn stuff you see at Penny's but $20 more. And national image? Are they still trying to ride "Miracle on 34th Street"?
"In Orellanaโs case, she was detained after merely taking some clothes with her to another floor โฆ of Macyโs."
Or, as it's called for white people, "shopping."
I didn't work retail too long before I got very good at spotting store security. You see them often enough, and they get real obvious.
ah! I see : its the law as interpreted by Alice in Wonderland (... er no, I don't see, but there we go)
Bored document-review attorney. Bear see, bear do.